"Dead husband buried with winning lotto ticket in his pocket."
The family of Jack Lucas sat stoic. Greed in their hearts.
The young Mrs. Lucas, disdained by his children, sat alone.
The Executor read the will:
"...and finally, in my lucky blue suit, you will find the winning lotto ticket for $100 million: all to my children."
He left his wife nothing.
Mrs. Lucas fainted. The children shouted. That was the suit they buried him in.
There was a misfortunate incident at the funeral home. Wrong man buried, Mr. Lucas cremated.
The children fainted. Mrs. Lucas smiled, winked at the Director. In her hand, two tickets to the Cayman Islands.
©2008 Ruthe McDonald. All Rights Reserved.
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Comments: 40
LOL! :) Just had to get that out!
not bad at all.
:)
Congratulations, Ruthe!