At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"
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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it.!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: "Is it mine?"
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A LITTLE FELLER IN EAST TEXAS candidate, is for banning all guns in America . He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous. Texas, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence." drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!" |
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