A NEW GATHER GROUP ABOUT NOTHING

ATTENTION:  If you are nobody and have nothing to say here is a great new group created just for you.  The name of the group is Nothing on Gather.

Nothing on Gather was created by the develish mind of Thomas Millington in collaboration with the eminent nihilist scholars Dr. Alphonse Pigeau-Quoi and Professor Ho Ping Tu. 

The purpose for creating this group was to counter the many Gather groups open to everybody and everything, groups which have no specific purpose or theme whatsoever and have no justification for their very existence.

This group is unique in that it is open to no one in particular.  Gather members who believe they are nobody special and have nothing of importance to say will be admitted to membership if they insist.

The philosophy of Nothing on Gather is that 'silence is golden' and that sometimes the less said the better.  So if this group appeals to you, you might as well sign up and see what happens.  We make no promises and nothing is guaranteed.

NOTE:  Even though this piece may seem somewhat satirical in nature I assure you that the Gather group "Nothing on Gather" is a genuine group.