AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Fifteen camels, two zebras and several llamas and pot-bellied pigs escaped from a circus visiting Amsterdam early Monday, police said.
"We suspect that a giraffe kicked open a pen," Dutch police said in a statement, adding that the animals did not get far before they were rounded up and returned to the circus.
(Reporting by Emma Thomasson)
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I know this is what people complain about when they say that Gather is "dumbing down" but I just could not help myself. I love the title of this very short article "Police Suspect Giraffe In Circus Breakout". It makes the Giraffe sound so ominous! "Excuse me mam, but could you pick out which giraffe you saw on the day of question out of this line-up?" Maybe if I ever go to prison (unlikely) I will make sure to take a giraffe with me just in case. The giraffe can be the ringleader in my prison escape. I really never knew giraffes were that cunning!
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