by Peter Joseph Swanson
Member since:
April 13, 2007

Leaving La La Land, I will be going on a WORLD GATHER book tour.

June 23, 2008 01:35 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 30

Given a quick kick in the seat of the pants by the liberated Queen of La La Land (who has finally embraced the finer points of feminism - mainly, DON'T stand by your man - burn his crown), I'm going to leave the land all together so that the Queen might hope to find some passion in her life (otherwise I seem to always grab the passion limelight - and it's time that was shared) - so everybody light a red candle, throw rose petals around, dance with colorful ribbons around a very tall plump hot wet erect pagan Maypole, and hope for the best for the Queen.

So what do I do now?  I think I'll fill my hours with a HUGE WORLD GATHER book tour.  But not today, I have to think about what you say on a WORLD GATHER book tour.  But if you'd like, in the comments section below, here, let me know what day (starting tomorrow) I should visit your article and leave my WORLD GATHER book tour tap-dance, micro excerpt (one sentence), and a little spiel.  I hope to get ALL OVER THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD OF GATHER in the next few days.  Call it a super book signing tour, only without the small annoying details of stores, books and pens.

I'm out of the passion limelight (for now) and soon to be in the WORLD GATHER book tour limelight.  How exciting. 

 

 

 

Comments: 30

donna h. Jun 23, 2008, 1:39pm UTC
Peter you are great with the computer!
Vivian P. Jun 23, 2008, 1:39pm UTC
you'll forever be the King of Hearts Peter !!
Willa W. Jun 23, 2008, 1:42pm UTC
Oh Wow ! Fun ! Do me today.
Are you packed and ready? What will you be wearing?
Have a nice trip and hurry home !!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jun 23, 2008, 1:48pm UTC
Thank you - never look back. No time for regrets or self pity - Always say, "What's next!"
JoAnne D. Jun 23, 2008, 1:49pm UTC
Well, Peter, I don't know what to say, someday you will find someone else. Good luck onyour new World endeavors. La La Land will miss you, for a while.
Rita Johnson Jun 23, 2008, 1:57pm UTC
I wish you luck with your world gather book tour
Barbara B. Jun 23, 2008, 2:13pm UTC
Please don't leave Gather Peter we love having you here.
You could view my series if you'd like too. *smiles*
Willa W. Jun 23, 2008, 2:20pm UTC
Oh, sorry, just noticed you won't be starting until tomorrow.
Do me tomorrow, please and thank you.
Phyllis R. Jun 23, 2008, 2:51pm UTC
Wish you luck on your book tour but I do not want you to leave gather!!!!

I want the 'King' back!!!!
Vivian P. Jun 23, 2008, 3:34pm UTC
I have tried to get him to make his own Kingdom what with no luck

we need a Peter Land
Apryl Just Apryl Jun 23, 2008, 4:16pm UTC
It's okay, you will always be Queen Josephine of the Swans

saint Apryl
ann c. Jun 23, 2008, 4:19pm UTC
I miss the crown!!! Vivian, go ahead and start a Kingdom for Peter where he will ALWAYS be our King. Peter, visit my article any time you get around to it. Why don't you go alphabetically? Be easier on you. (Helps that my name starts with an A.) :-)
Wilma D. Jun 23, 2008, 4:35pm UTC
Good luck in your new land!
Busy Buzzy Bee 'Gather Proud Mamarazzi' Jun 23, 2008, 5:26pm UTC
King will come to take the rounds:)
Rhetta Akamatsu Jun 23, 2008, 6:15pm UTC
You will be welcome to tap-dance at any time on any article I have!
Beth G. Jun 23, 2008, 8:54pm UTC
Have lots of fun on your royal book tour!
Marge H. Jun 23, 2008, 10:18pm UTC
Sounds like a daunting undertaking to me. But if anyone can do it you can.
Kay M Jun 23, 2008, 11:26pm UTC
Good luck on the tour. Remember your vitamins. Keep up your strength. Keep your chin up. Wear a fireproof hat.
Wanda H. Jun 24, 2008, 1:11am UTC
I was so disappointed that you didn't visit my very own 'kill this thread like a Hollywood Sinner and win the book by the author" I gave away a copy of your book. Oh well, a gal will do anything to impress a big time author! ;o)

Ok, I bought the last two copies on Stonegarden and wanted to gift one to a gatherite. I kept one for me of course.
Peter Joseph Swanson Jun 24, 2008, 8:54am UTC
Ooops Wanda, I missed that. I miss too much fun, here. I've been away from the computer somewhat.

I will love to read your GATHER review of Hollywood Sinners when you're done reading it.
Peter Joseph Swanson Jun 24, 2008, 9:09am UTC
Wanda I can't find it. HEEEeeeeelp !!!
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle Y. Jun 24, 2008, 8:18pm UTC
I will miss you, Peter. That is the problem though. I always missed you. I need some passion, intrique, and my jewels.
Elsie Duggan Jun 25, 2008, 1:29am UTC
Peter you are the one and only king, fight the fight man, get your crown back, I will miss you and your hats.
Peter Joseph Swanson Jun 25, 2008, 9:05am UTC
ha ha
Curt L. Jun 25, 2008, 12:40pm UTC
You're great, Peter!
Kay M Jun 26, 2008, 12:24pm UTC
Elsie is right. You should fight for the crown. The kingdom needs some liberal balance. Challenge him to a duel. Use some cool laser swords.
Peter Joseph Swanson Jun 26, 2008, 3:43pm UTC
a liberal b---- slap
Sharon R. Jun 27, 2008, 8:00pm UTC
I am sure that LaLa Land has not heard the last of you Peter. And you are still the father of Prince Ditto Head Swanson - at least we think you are!
I suggested in an earlier post somewhere on here, that you need to find your own space and start your own land... loo loo or woo woo or some such were my suggestions. I am sure you could get some real spicy things started.
A battle of the lands... how fun!

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