by Matt O.
Member since:
March 18, 2007

Joke #7 (Detroit Lions Jokes)

June 12, 2008 09:45 PM EDT
views: 936 | rating: 7.3/10 (10 votes) | comments: 7

How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your front yard?
Put up goal posts.

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What does Billy Graham and the Detroit Lions have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell: "Jesus Christ!"

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Where do you go in Michigan in case of a tornado?
To Ford Field...they never get a touchdown there.

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What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super bowl ring?
A thief.

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How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out!

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What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Detroit Lions.

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What does both the Detroit Lions and 'possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Comments: 7

Matt O. Jun 12, 2008, 11:24pm EDT
Hey... I grew up in Detroit and I'm hoping to one day see a Super Bowl come to town.
Janet H. Jun 13, 2008, 1:01am EDT
Hey, quit talkin' 'bout our Lions that way!
Larry H. Jun 14, 2008, 11:17pm EDT
funny
Patricia J. Jun 15, 2008, 10:11pm EDT
My mother would have washed your mouth out with soap. I on the other hand find them very funny.
Vikki M. Jun 17, 2008, 11:22pm EDT
Amusing! Very amusing!
John Philipp Jun 25, 2008, 9:23am EDT
These are great, Matt.

Thanks.

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