Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:
- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive Disorder
Things that are impossible to say when drunk:
- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
- Nope, no more beer for me!
- Sorry, but you aren't really my type
- Good even Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
- Oh I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.




Comments: 34
Thank you for posting to Make me Laugh
The group: We Comment Back
When I started drinking, I noticed that I'd stop and get some water or juice sometimes and that kept me from getting drunk or hangovers. Unfortunately, it didn't stop the erosions of my inhibitions