Humor Monday's Battle of the Sexes Update

This Monday the Humor Gang did themselves proud once again — 20 plus articles  and cartoons to tickle your fancy.

Most of them deal with this week's theme — the "battle of the sexes."
If you read them all you'll understand the fine points of this battle and know who doesn't stand a chance of winning.

Pretty much the women point out men's flaws and the men point out men's flaws. There's a message there, folks.

Two articles are featured today: The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some by Jackie Papandrew Guys, view this as an intergender peace offering. I know it's not your m.o. but listen up. (Sex is involved.) The Best Kind of Popcorn by Briane P. There's a back story to that beer belly. Read this if you think you're on a diet or should be.

More humor? Of course we have more humor! Here are some of the other articles we think you'll enjoy:

Grand Old Days  by Greg Schiller  Even when a guy tries his very best ...

She Says, He Says; She Does, He Doesn't by Pat Bertram
The straight skinny on intergender communications. Really.

Kimberly Ripley has two articles on this topic. Makes one think she's been saving these up.

The Shopping Bag.........Men Vs. Women by Kimberly Ripley
Women will never give up the shopping tiara, guys. Never.

Sick Day: Men vs. Women by Kimberly Ripley     About a gatherer's sick hunter.

Your Friend and Mine, Mad Dog by Con Chapman
It's the Mad Dog friend that keeps men sane.

Party Invitation  by Bill W.       The battle of the sexes is not just in the home. If you like golf, you'll love this. If you don't like golf, you'll love this.

The Great Divide Between Men & Women, Humor by Vivian A.
A woman takes a stand on humor. Women will think this is funny. :)

The war is over  by simon g.     Make love not war. Sage advice direct from the battlefield.

How to Tell if a Man is Listening by Jan S.     More proof men don't stand a chance.

Seek and Find: Men, You Can Do This!  by Jan S.     A case of misplaced optimism IMHO.

The Battle of the Sexes  by reena d.      It's a good thing women have a sense of humor.

BREAKER-BREAKER-COME IN GOOD BUDDY (TALES FROM A CB RADIO) by Michael C.
Cbers aren't all from Texas.

In the Middle of A Sea of Fur by Shirley U Understand Me S.
Most everything is fun when you're a kid.

And my favorite title of the day:
You knew this about me when you married me for the second time  by Karen E.
Money doesn't have to be a battleground.

And, yours truly humbly submits the following take on the battle of the sexes:

Click and switch: Behind the remote control - this is more than an electronic appliance, it's a metaphor and I never metaphor I didn't like.

There'd be No Sex If Men Listened - and why God gave us this gift.

Of course, it wouldn't be Humor Monday be without the continuing saga of
Life With Buddy (& Speed), a Continuing Saga 06/09/08
by Ron W. (and his lighter, less hairy friend Buddy) W.
A new player enters this daily drama.

To top off, or jump start, your humor, check out four fun cartoon panels by John L. (Titles are mine)

One male-female communication problem

An interspecies communication problem.

Don't assume when communicating, especially with a human.

Women may have a tendency to over think communications.

That's a sampling of the excellent humor articles we have for you today.