by hannah w.

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June 04, 2008 09:58 PM EDT

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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
habit to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said," Father,
remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he
let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at
the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and
seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity.

Tags: funny, joke, humor, gather, philosophical statement, story with moral

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Comments: 18

Ryan M. Jun 4, 2008, 10:04pm EDT

lol

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Amy H. Jun 4, 2008, 10:36pm EDT

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Susan V. Jun 4, 2008, 10:40pm EDT

Funny!

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K K. Jun 5, 2008, 12:47am EDT

one i wanted to remember for a long time yet i keep forgetting, thank you for posting

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Matt L. Jun 5, 2008, 8:46am EDT

I've always loved that one

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Bill W. Jun 5, 2008, 10:00am EDT

There are still a few nuggets out there.

Rest easy

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Kimber L. Jun 5, 2008, 11:14am EDT

Thats funny! LOL

Thank you for posting to Make me Laugh

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Trish T. Jun 5, 2008, 7:17pm EDT

lol that was cute thanks for posting to deardiary.gather.com

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Karen W. Jun 6, 2008, 1:57am EDT

That was funny!

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Jill~Sexy Back~ V. Jun 6, 2008, 4:47pm EDT

OMG this is hillarious!!

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Emily F. Jun 6, 2008, 5:36pm EDT

LOL! i'M GOING TO have to share this

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Selene N. Jun 8, 2008, 4:53am EDT

LOL!!!!

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Kimber L. Jun 9, 2008, 12:00pm EDT

Revisiting, recommenting and hoping it ups your points!

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Jill~Sexy Back~ V. Jun 22, 2008, 2:47pm EDT

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Kimber L. Nov 26, 2008, 8:48am EST

I still think this one is funnY!!

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Ghostly Ghoul Dec 5, 2008, 5:54pm EST

ha ha that is so wrong

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