Male or Female

Male or Female???

FREEZER BAGS: They are male,because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female,because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere,you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female,because they are soft,squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female ,because over time,all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all,and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female.  Ha! You probably thought it would be male,but consider this; It easily gives a man pleasure,,he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push,he just keeps trying.