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May 11, 2007 Be very afraid. Hillary's second secret plan. The Roosevelt Play
June 01, 2008 06:17 PM EDT
(Updated: June 01, 2008 06:22 PM EDT)
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A little history lesson here. In 1912 Teddy Roosevelt lost the Republican nomination to Howard Taft. He noticed in 1860 the Democratic party had split, because Stephen A. Douglas beat a sitting vice –president John C. Breckinridge, who felt he deserved the nomination. So Teddy Roosevelt decided to form his own party: the Bull Moose Party, and run against Howard Taft… - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The nomination went to Senator Obama, as the faithful cheered, Hillary left. Her staff went to her rooms, fearfully entering a wounded lioness in her den. Her temper is legendary; the men worked up their courage to enter the room. There sat a smiling Hillary, sipping a glass of 1996 Krug Clos de Mesnil Champagne. She stood up and thanked everyone. And then said; "This bottle goes for $1100 and after I win the presidency, I will be taking a bath in this. I have 20 cases waiting for that day. Now lets get to work." One of the shaking staff replied; "You lost the nomination, madam." At which she smashed the bottle over his head. "I know that you idiot. We are now running for the President on a new party." The Benevolent Intelligent Top Crusader Heroines which I am the founder." "Start calling all the media outlets. Tell them that Hillary is going take the white house." "As Hillary Rodman- Clinton or Hillary Clinton?" one of the old-time staffers asked. Quickly Hillary threw another bottle at the old man's head. It broke with a loud sound and red blood sprayed the walls. "My name is HILLARY!!!." She shrieked. "Like Prince, Madonna, and Lassie. There is only one, Hillary. Remember that you fools." One brave soul (or fool hardy) asked what they were going to do for money, since they were all ready 20 million in the hole. She curled her lips and said, "Listen to my opening speech." "Hillary is here to save white America! I will help the white middle class; I will be there for the white blue collar workers, for the white people who are losing their homes. Hillary is there for you. I am not like the numbskull Senator who wanted to help the middle class, the blue collar worker, the unemployed, all of them, not just his people. And of course you already know who the Democratic nominee will help. Look in the mirror. Do you look like him? I thought not. But I need your money. The greedy, selfish media wouldn't put my ads on. So I am asking you to send your money to me. You can't lose; if you keep the receipt I will let all my supporters deduct their contribution. And don't stop at $2500 limit, we don't care about stinkin rules. That's for losers. We play to win." The staffers looked horrified. Think about what the media will say about you. Hillary just laughs. "Haven't you noticed that the media treats me like a Queen? I mean I can't do any wrong for them. They were playing up this upstart just for ratings. But neither did they or I suspect that Obama would go for the honest voters, intelligent voters, the hard working class voters, the people that care. Every time I get the old time hidebound voters in my pockets, he would go end round and find new voters. He would excite and give hope to the voter who never voted and always stayed home before. He got the young to vote. And he got them to vote for him! He took the rules I created and use them against me. Look at all the help the media gave me. I told NH I would support the DNC rules. But when I was losing I said I didn't. Did the media call me a liar? A flip flopper? No they call me a fighter. When I told people about being shot at as first lady did the media rehash those old articles? I mean wouldn't you think that a first Lady being shot at would have made the news? You think someone in the media would have remembered this? If this really had happening I would have been shouting at the top of my lungs. To show that I am just as brave as that old republican fart. It took an internet fan to show the truth. And all I had to do was say, I misspoke. Media just keep looking the other way. I tell the public I am uniter. But in my speeches I keep stressing white folks, white blue collar worker, White, White, White. Why do you ask? Because I going for the stupid voters. The ones who won't face reality, the ones who expect the government to take care of them. To get them all you have to promise them that you will take care of them. And I am what they need, a scold, a judge, to tell them what to do, who to hate and let me worry about everything. The stupid American voters, the republicans have had a monopoly on these people for years. But this year I am taking the stupid American voters. I called my poor opponent an elitist but I have tax returns over 110 million dollars. I said my opponent put down the gun toting white Americans ( even though every time in Congress I try to pass a bill take away from all Americans, except criminals.) I said I am against the war in Irag to be like my opponnet. (But I really voted for the war like my Uncle Dick told me to.) I am going to make Dale Earnhardt's birthday a federal holiday. To the white unemployed I am offering them all jobs with federal government. All they have to do is fill out an application and for job qualifications is to write I voted for Hillary and gave to her election fund. Of course, the more you donate the higher paying job you will get. Now get out and schedule me, so I can take over America." And she sat back and cracked open another bottle of wine and dreamed of ruling America. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - History showed that Teddy Roosevelt did beat Howard Taft, but this let Woodrow Wilson easily take the White House. Also Stephen Douglas out pulled John Breckridge, but the party was so splintered that the Republican Party was able to get their first candidate to become our 16th President Abraham Lincoln.
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Comments: 13
May the two major parties rest in peace.
As for the rest of this article I am sitting here trying to calm down so I do not give int to the temptation to use the kind of language I feel do not belong in comments or articles. Basically it is full of the kind of garbage that the neocons have been throwing at Hillary for decades.
Perhaps, the Democratic Party should be afraid, but so should the Republicans Party because the way the wing-nuts in both have behaved. one of these years someone who can afford to put up the money is going to decide that he or she too, has had enough of this kind of crap and form a political party that is really committed to restoring civility and respect for adversaries to our political process and provide a political home for the millions of us who do not like this kind of garbage from either the right or the left and want campaigns where we do not have to sift through this kind of nightmare caricatures upon which some people base their commentary about the opposition.
It serves no useful purpose and for most of us and isn't even entertaining. In fact,, it is destructive in that it serves to further divide our nation.