: )☆ Jokes Of The Day 5/27 ☆( ;

Hi everybody ! ! ! Do you need a little chuckle??? Here are some jokes I just got from my little brother Scottee, they're old and corney, but I think they still hit the spot....... tell me what you think....

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I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well, they feel a bit tight." replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet.

"Try pulling out on the tongue." offers the clerk.

"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.

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The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem.

Those who don't know are also in two groups.

One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn!

But then, there are those who don't know, and don't know they don't know. And they become unit managers!

hahahahaha!!!