by Jan S.
Member since:
June 22, 2007

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - Joke

May 23, 2008 09:02 PM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 15

After watching a beautiful blonde walk by, a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?"

God responded, "So you would love them."

"But God," the man replied, "why did you make them so dumb?"

God replied, "So they would love you."

Source: UselessKnowledge.com.

Comments: 15

Cyndi B. May 23, 2008, 9:05pm UTC
lol
Col. George W. May 23, 2008, 9:24pm UTC
lol
Jeana Bolin May 23, 2008, 9:27pm UTC
Ha so funny!!!
Bridget Jean May 23, 2008, 9:56pm UTC
HeeHeehee
Paidra Delayno May 23, 2008, 11:56pm UTC
"I like that joke," she said while pushing her blond hair away from her face.
Ruthe M. May 24, 2008, 1:40am UTC
LOL! You always find the best ones!
Elizabeth Madrigal May 24, 2008, 2:25am UTC
Very cute.:) LOL
Christine L. May 24, 2008, 8:03am UTC
This is too funny! I'll share it with my sister who is a blonde, but doesn't fit the mold. She never has acted "dumb" but she enjoys these jokes.
ann c. May 24, 2008, 12:31pm UTC
I don't normally read the "dumb blonde" jokes cause I'm blonde and not dumb, but this one was cute!!!!
Marie J. R. May 25, 2008, 11:30pm UTC
this is so perfect,,, hugs Jan,,, Bless you,,,
Xelene *. May 26, 2008, 10:23am UTC
Funny!
Ryan M. May 26, 2008, 4:19pm UTC
lol
Sarah (I want points) Jun 8, 2008, 7:55am UTC
HA! Now that's the best blonde joke I've ever heard :)
Julie Michael Jun 23, 2008, 1:01am UTC
ROFLMAO!
Kelly M. Oct 11, 2008, 3:22pm UTC
LOL!

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