Humor for Today 5/10

Christopher's class was having an English

lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher

to recite a sentence with a direct object.

Christopher stood and thought, then said,

"Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."

"Why thank you, Christopher," the teacher

said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"

"A good report card next month," he replied.

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When my three-year-old son opened the

birthday gift from his grandmother, he

discovered a water pistol. He squealed

with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and

said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you

remember how we used to drive you crazy

with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."

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HIGHER POWER:

A Sunday school teacher said to her children,

"We have been learning how

powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.

But there is a higher power.

Can anybody tell me what it is?"

One child blurted out, "Aces!"

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UNANSWERED PRAYER?

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter

noticed that her

father always paused and

bowed his head, for a moment,

before starting his

sermon. One day, she asked

him why.

"Well, Honey," he began, proud

that his daughter was so

observant of his messages,

"I'm asking the Lord to help me

humor jokespreach a good sermon."

"How come He doesn't do it?" she asked.