This is my third Chocolate-themed submission. You can probably guess my priorities. This is good information for dieters who love chocolate.
I especially like number 7.
- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
- Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
- If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
- Money talks. Chocolate sings.
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Comments: 34
I bought two 3 pound solid chocolate hearts half price after Valentines Day this year...It was hard as heck for my family to break it into pieces. Somehow they managed to break it and it disappeared quickly. I didn't get to see them eat the second one....but I have to say it was interesting to watch what it took to break this thick slab.
I love chocolate but I am limited in how much I can eat of it. Sugar free chocolate has some side effects if you eat too much, but I still can enjoy!
One Christmas we received a BLOCK of Italian chocolate from my son's Italian Exchange Family. I got to hide quite a bit of it, after the initial chopping of chunks off the chocolate......but I didn't think of the freezer....great idea, if you have mass quantities!
For your next post, why not ask for chocolate stories? ;-))
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Just got a huge chunk of chocolate cake with chocolate
frosting this is dark cake too moist oh here I go gotta get
me a small piece of it right now. Yummers.
YUP!
Thank you for posting to Make me Laugh
Before I became a diabetic I used to freeze Milky Way chocolate bars and they were absolutely scrumptious right out of the freezer. Yummmmm
Thanks.
One of these days I'm going to write a column on Women & Chocolate.
Thank you for posting this to the LOL Stuff Group
Thank You Glitter