I'm none too pleased in having my leg removed and the are many drawbacks from having it gone, as you can imagine. In my thinking...and getting ready to go off on a totally different tangant...I realize there's nothing I can do but accept what's happened, deal with it and move on. It's not a plesant thing to have to come to terms with, but it must happen in order for life to continue...and I think I have. Alright, now that I've got that out of the way, here come the part where my warped imagination kicks in. Sure, there are some negatives I have to face just as a matter of reality, but what about some of the positive aspects of what's happened. You know, it's somewhat bad, but in ways, things aren't as bad as they were before. Think about it.
As I mentioned before, I had to change the brand of bar soap I use. I can't use Lever 2000 to bathe with...because I no longer have all 2000 parts. What do you think I changed to?
Irish Spring...maybe it can help put a little 'spring' back into my step. I know some of you are dieting and here I go and lose weight in the snap of a finger. You're using a treadmill and a stationary bike. They used a hacksaw on me...and a good 10 pounds was gone. I dropped to 170 overnight...at 6'4. I also no longer tinkle when I go to the bathroom. Being somewhat unsteady standing on one foot, the aim tends to be somewhat off and I don't want to constantly have to clean up the floor. Now, I squat...like a little girlie...to pee. What do you ladies call it? Now I sprinkle!I save money on laundry...I only have one sock to wash...or I
can go further between loads by wearing both from the same pair when I change them. I also save on having to polish shoes with only the left one needing buffing
. Only five toe nails to clip, too!
What a time saver. If someone goes to step on my toes, they've got few targets to aim for.
They'd better watch their step. I might not be able to stomp back on their foot, but I can always hit 'em with one of my crutches. When I go out walking in the rain, if a puddle is too deep; I only have to worry about getting one foot soaked. 
I'd love to be there to see the look on the face of the guy who has to make my prosthetic leg for me. It comes complete and will have to have a functioning foot on it...to match my other foot. I know he's going to end up calling someone to inquire about the mistake made in its measurement. I take a size 16 EEEEE...not something you just happen to run into everyday. Get a ruler out and follow along the convertion. My feet are 13 1/4 inches long and 5 1/2 inches wide.
I've got some mighty big feet. You can only imagine the size footprint I leave. Big Foot lives!On a serious note, your comments filled with hope, love, encouragement and praise have been overwhelming. Some of you have even said how much of a different I've made in the way you look at things and how you face various obstacles in your way. I'm just doing what I have to so I can get by...the will to survive and go on the best I can. I'm not done living yet. If my misfortune can benefit others and make a difference, then it was worthwhile and I have a message to bring forth and share to help anyone it can.
I've continued by daily walks hobbling around the neighborhood on my crutches. I've learned to try and go earlier in the days; mornings; and I can avoid bigger crowds on the sidewalks and heavier traffic. I've been trying to get around 10:00...and it's cooler then than in the middle of the afternoon. I've made it out 28 days in a row now; 4 weeks; nearly a month. It was scary at first, but my confidence has been boosted daily by doing it again successfully. I can remember my first trip just across the street to the convenience store taking half an hour to complete. I've cut that time by one third being down to 20 minutes now. I've gone from three breaks to rest to just one...on my front veranda when I get back from the store before I tackle going up to the third floor step by step on my butt. It works and I don't have to worry about my fear of falling down the stairs backwards.
I've also stepped things up, so to speak, and sometimes go out for two walks a day; half the time by my choice; the rest of the time because I'm such a ditz and forgot something. I'm trying to get out twice daily at least three to four times a week. Last Friday, I even increased it to going out three times...not by choice; being a ditz; a blond moment. I went to grab some food at the convenience store across the street around 9 AM. When I got home and checked my mail, i realized I needed to pay my bills for the month. Up to my place I go and make out the checks and get ready to walk the two blocks up to the mailbox to send them on their way. That's taken care of and I'm homeward bound. Wouldn't you know it. The moment I get back inside my apartment, it dawns on me I need some cash...from the bank on the opposite corner from where I just mailed my bills out. I take a bit of a break and two hours later; I head back the two blocks to the bank. By the time I get back home; I'm dragging. I'm beat and have just about had it. There's nothing that's going to get me back out a fourth time...unless it's a large vanilla custard at the ice cream shop three blocks up the street!
I've also started getting a little help here and there. Some of my insurance problems have been straightened out and I'm at least getting my medications now...after going without them for a month because nobody wanted to pay. I can also reschedule the appointments I missed with three doctors; my general practioner, the vascular surgeon and the prosthetic specialist. I need to be fitted for a hearing aid I was approved for, too. An agency has found a volunteer; an elderly, retired person; who will take me grocery shopping, wheel the cart for me AND carry the bags upstairs for me. I can put them away once they're up to my top floor loft. They're still searching for someone to help with a couple other household chores and rides to wherever I need to go. A second agency has also contacted me about transportation. On top of that, I've discovered a co-op where I can buy $65 worth of top-quality food for $30. It's taken awhile, and I've fended for myself, but things are gradually, slowly, falling into place. I've also had an acquaintance from back home come up a couple of times and he's taken out four weeks worth of trash and he removed the tension bar that closes my apartment door through air pressure...so it slams on me. I don't have to worry about being knocked azz over teacup now!
I have discovered I need to do a bit of on line shopping. I found about a site where donated items are auctioned off and I've seen a few things I just have to have from there. I also need to find a pair of gloves to wear when I'm out walking...batting gloves, golf gloves, bicycle gloves.
Those crutches are starting to ruin my hands. They were always so nice and smooth showing I didn't do manual labor for a living. I used my brain and my talents. Now, you'd think I was swinging a sledgehammer all day. I've got calluses! What's up with that? And they're peeling...on my lower palms, on my upper palms under my fingers, on my fingers. The only finger that's not affected is the one that's missing. The middle finger on that hand is getting an extra workout compensating for it's neighbor being gone. I still haven't noticed all the muscles everyone's told me I'd be developing; just in my left calf. The rest of me is still as scrawny as ever, but this puny body is starting to get some stamina. It's going to keep going, too. I have nowhere to go but up and I ain't gonna stop 'til I get to the top!




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With your positive outlook and attitude anything is possible and I have faith in you that you will indeed accomplish anything that your mind sets up to do.
I am happy that things are falling into place with your insurance, help in getting your groceries, transportation and the like. Before I had finished reading this I had already thought to tell you that there are organizations that help physically handicapped or challenged folks with running around doing errands and doing chores for one around the house. You should inquire about someone coming to help you do some housecleaning and possibly even cooking you a meal or two. I know they provide this type of help here in Dallas so I'm sure they offer it there in Rochester too if one inquires and needs the assistance.
All I can say about YOU is that I am so very proud to have you as my friend as you continue to inspire ME!
God bless you and keep you in his light and grace. ;)
I totally love your attitude.
Seriously I am very glad that you are doing so well, I really felt for you when I read your description of your first venture out by yourself. You are really making progress. I wish I was doing as well. Maybe I will have to have Bill stop doing so much for me so I can make more progress. I still have both legs but a very weak back from surgery.
Lera - I've always had a 'tude. I just tweeked it a little and did some fine tuning.
I am glad to that the insurance problems are working out for you. Good thing you found the food coop too.
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They can really help with food costs! Thanks for your kindnesses, and I love your articles. I am getting ready to catch my flight to see my son, but I will be back on Gather on Monday. Take care, dear friend!
My friend Floyd has one leg..he made some soft covers for the tops of his crutches and made up a few pair for the local stores, but they didn't take off.Too bad, cause it was a great idea! then we all wanted to be the one who drew his name for christmas, as three pair of socks was like giving him 6 pair.....can you work up a pully from a window for the daily trash? *hug*
You seem to be taking it in stride and doing what you have to do So I also Ditto what Danielle said.................
I will leave you with one of the many word of wisdom that has guided my life..."Ask and ye shall receive"...
If you keep your attitude as is - you will beat all life throws at you.
We love that you are so positive and upbeat... but we don't require it, ok?
Next time your funny bone itches, post whatever you write to Gather Essentials: Writing for Humor Monday.
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Crutches are great tripping people that annoy you too! I Love your sense of humor, mine is a bit warped as well and influenced by my best friend Missy C.
We've been best friends for 27 years and she happens to be an amputee since the age of 2. I've had her most of my life as an example of how to live with physical problems. Knowing her and experiencing life with her somehow made it easier for me to accept and adapt when I became challenged myself.
She is such a joyful, funny person. We have had electric shopping cart races (and yes rubbing is racing!) crutch and cane sword fights and she laughed herself silly when I slapped her hard on the leg for something shocking she said and hurt myself because I hit the artificial one!
I'm so glad you are doing well and I can't wait to see how much independence you regain when you get that leg.
BTW, my favorite upside to using a wheelchair when I am out: The rides at Disney World and most amusement parks are accessible only through the exit door. NO waiting in those lines!
Oh yeah and reserved seats at general admission events!
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At first found your humour a bit sardonic, then very relieved to see it's just Rob as only he can be!! Most everything seems to really be falling into place I am so very glad to hear, the mama in me has settled a bit, and won't give you as much time in my head worrying about it all. The best attitude in you for sure Rob, and inspiring you are! One thing the mama could do, and wouldn't be suffocating, lol, humour me, if you really do like cookies, email me your snail, mama will get some there without fail, repayment for helping me put my "poor me's" in check and get back to my original philosophy:
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Continued well wishes and much love to you!
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ROTFLMAO, that is one of Missy's favorite things to say. She will kill me for saying this but she earned the nickname "Mighty Missy" because she is so strong and fiesty. Plus she is only 4'9" but she is quite a presence!
Mine is "don't make me run your a** over!"
Keep us informed.
I will just continue to say that somehow, this experience has been good for you. You are doing more than you ever did when you had both legs...it has forced you to get out and get busy, and I hate it that you had to go through this...but, I'm so glad to see you becoming part of the world again. I'm sure there are many here that you are helping...and I'm proud of you for being so open about your journey!
Ruth - I actually can have some sugar and carbs. I just have to watch my intake and eat in moderation. Large cookies - 2, medium cookies - 3, small cookies - 5 or 6< I can have cake, pie, ice cream...just not a lot at one sitting if it contains real sugar. If it's sugar free or contains artificial sweeteners, I can eat as much of it as I want.
Dawn - Mine should be, "Get the 'eff' out of my way!"
Jessica - I've been told I'm a few chips shy of being a bagful of chips, but I've never been told I need a couple bags of chips...or that I'm all that and a bag of chips. I'm thin as it is and losing the leg cut back on my weight even moreso. I don't mind being too skinny after being so heavy for so many years.
William - Is that like: Here I sit, broken-hearted. came to sh*t, but only farted."
Mary - You can count on keeping informed. Rob the Brave is here to save the day. Oh, right...that was Mighty Mouse who is supposed to save the day.
Chris and Amy...or is that Chris...or is it Amy - Yes, it's hard adjusting. Have pity on me. Now where that Big Mac you promised. I want junk food with my cookies. I haven't had any Mikecy D's in about three years now...and I've got a craving.
You are going to conquer this problem because you see things correctly. Yes, it stinks that you had a leg removed BUT you can see the humor in your situation, which is a wonderful thing.
Good luck getting used to it all. I've been handicapped in the past (altho' it was not something removed but something braced) and know how it makes you feel at first. With good people around you, and a good attitude, you will be alright.
Thanks for this wonderful article. I'm glad to see how you are doing.
I am glad things are looking up for you.
Take care.....t
Sorry for your loss and it's great to have you back!
I teach Special Needs Kids and as you can imagine, they have their down days about being different. I would love to share pieces of your story with them, but would never do it without your permission. You can think about it and let me know. I think it would do them wonders to hear excerpts of some of your articles....certainly, I would not use a name and would edit out anything....let's say......questionable.....LOL.....I have learned a lot from you....let me know if you mind? Take care!
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You are one kinky hussy!
Certainly friends will comment on your 'positive' attitude, but they should know it is less for your benefit than for theirs. After all, it is your intimates and caregivers who will be the recipients of your good humor.
Ron, I think you know the worst is over. Now the best starts. Bless you, my friend.
Okay, Uni-Pod.
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There isn't anything you can't do, if you try. I'm very impressed by your determination to get your life back to some normalacy. I'm, also, very happy that you're receiving help from some very good and kind people.
If you ever get down in the dumps(don't mean that, literally, k) you know where to come to get your spirits lifted. We will be glad to cheer you, anytime!! God bless you, Rob!!!!
If you need any advice about hearing aids let me know. I've been a life long user. They can be difficult to get used to, but they make a heck of a difference!
Stay you, and stay positive.
Funny how you miss your "favorites" the most, even when you are not always in touch here on gather.
Okay Rob, do tell HOW TALL ARE YOU? With your shoe size being size 16 EEEEE, I just HAVE to know.....rofl
Getting around with multiple trips must sure be a giant pain in the you know where.....
((((((hugsss))))))
Your humor is still with you, in full force I see. (a VERY good thing) Still, I see you have found, it is NOT the end of the world. I know we ALL would rather have you here, with one leg, than gone. That's for sure!
i thank you for all your cute comments... you have a great sense of humor...
that will take you very far... your article was definitely 'fun'...
Blessings to you always...
love, the teddy bear girl... hehe
Good thing the insurance finally came thru and you found a co-op for the groc.
Going out 28 days in a row must be a sort of a record - and then more than one trip. You are definitely dealing with all your issues in a very positive way. I hope things keep imroving for you....
You are an amazing man and an inspiration - sending you more positive thoughts to stay strong - WTG, Rob!
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Marilyn
Later that evening, she called me, crying. She had realized too late that in her mission to avoid one which said "get well soon" she had actually bought and given one which said she hoped her friend was back on her feet real soon...
All I could do was hope that her friend has your sense of humor. You are a joy to read, Rob.