MARINES:
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir!
My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment
Uncle Sams Misguided Children (USMC)
U Suckers Missed Christmas (USMC)
Uncle Sam's migrating Chimpanzees
ARMY:
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet
Aint Really Men Yet
AF Rejected Me Yesterday
Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet (US Army)
Used, Screwed, And Released My Ass, Yep
Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards)
NAVY:
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
Need Any Vaseline Yet?
USCG:
Uncle Sam's Confused Group
Under Staffed, Can't Go
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