by
Kelly M.
Member since:
January 7, 2007
I got this in my email and thought I'd share. Feel free to add to the list!
- We'll stay only five minutes.
- This will be a short meeting.
- I'll respect you in the morning.
- The check is in the mail.
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- This hurts me more than it hurts you.
- Your money will be cheerfully refunded.
- We service what we sell.
- Your table will be ready in just a minute.
- I'll start exercising (dieting, studying…) tomorrow.
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I promise I won't get anything on it.
If you do this one thing for me I swear....
We are just friends....really.
I did not take the bite out of the last piece of candy.
I swear if I'd seen the dog poop I'd have cleaned it up.
It wasn't me.
Oh, it doesn't make your butt look big...really.
No problem...your head is not that big...really.
Will you hold this for just a second, I'll be right back...really.
Honestly, I haven't seen this movie...really.