Well. Actually I had a hot date......but plans changed and now I have a better one!
This American Life LIVE! is coming to my town.
It is my absolutely favorite radio show on NPR. I really recommend googling 'This American Life' to give it a listen. I think my favorite one might be the one about 'Babysitting'.
I have a secret crush on Ira Glass. Now I won't get to meet him tonight as the program is a live feed.....but it is all good.
And my date tonite.....well it was to be a guy named Warren.....but plans changed so tonite's date will be ......ME!
I think I will make an awesome date for myself.
1) I will open my own car door.
2) I will make myself jealous.
3) I can hold my own hand.
4) My breath is good.
5) I probably won't be getting any, but if I do.....I will totally respect myself in the morning.
6) I stand a good chance of still liking myself in the morning no matter how the date goes.
7) I know I am funny. So ....I will surely be an entertaining date.
8) I will wear a pretty perfume.....something with bergamot. Because I like that. Orrrr...should I wear a guy smell. I totally dig guys with colognes. I could totally dig myself. Decisions, descisions.
9) I will take myself for a walk on the beach. Because I am all beachy like that and suggesting to myself that I like long walks on the beach doesn't sound as cheesy, because I know that it is true and sincere.
10) I won't whisper to myself in the movie.
I soooo cannot wait!
My friend's young daughter asked me incredulously, you are going to a movie.....ALONE? By yourself????
And at first I was slightly embarassed.....but then I thought....yeah. Yes, I am. Because I am cool like that....and....heck I would want to date me, too! I hope that doesn't seem too silly but...you know? We are talking Ira Glass here.


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I hope you have a great time, I wish I could go to...
Peace out QOTSM ! ! !
Sometimes you feel like a nut, brother.
Ah, Jen....I would love to date you. And brag to Mike the next day!
Wanna go Barb?
Evil....muah ah ah ah ah
Sharon.....you know it, sister.....err....mom
except I don't put out on the first date so I guess I won't get any....hahahaha!!!
I thought you might of been, or just too lazy to scroll all the way down to the end of your list of groups to publish to....
Hmm.....I wonder if I have a little wine will I get any????