When did you last take a look at yourself only to find an unknown fluid and contemplate all the possibilities of what it could be? What did it turn out to be?
When was the last time that you picked on a total stranger? What happened?
Have you ever thought to yourself, you know, I have to go to the bathroom but the bathroom is so far away and it'd take me putting on clothes and seems like too much effort? What did you end up doing?
When was the last time you quickly went and hid from someone? What happened?
What's the craziest thing you've done at a park?
Have you ever gone skinny dipping with a complete stranger? If so, what happened?
What was the last project you undertook simply for the hell of it? How did it turn out?
What was the last truly mean-hearted thing you've done (such as to steal/hide an old person's cane and then yell at them for being so slow)? What happened?
What secrets are you keeping and why?
If Bush and a dwarf were on the green team and McCain and a baby Koala was on the red team, and Clinton and a duck-billed platypus were on the blue team and Obama and a 3-legged Donkey were on a team. Which politician would put his or her teammate to death and why/how?
What word should be added to the Dictionary, and what does it mean?
What have you peed on, not involving a toilet? Why and what did you do?
When was the last time that you completed a 1,000 piece puzzle? Have you ever taken a piece from a person's puzzle to prevent them from finishing it?
What new trick/skill/talent would you teach me if you could?
What new trick/skill/talent would you want me to teach you?
What questions do you have for me?
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Yesteday. I was playing peek a boo with my 11 month old.
Im also taking the 5th on this one.
If I told you the secrets I was keeping, they wouldn't be secrets any more, would they?
*****It was just a blister. I couldn't resist, but I popped it.
When was the last time that you picked on a total stranger? What happened?
****The other day. A little old lady was taking too long in the self check out line. What could she do? I'm younger and stronger.
Have you ever thought to yourself, you know, I have to go to the bathroom but the bathroom is so far away and it'd take me putting on clothes and seems like too much effort? What did you end up doing?
****Sure. I just got up and walked to the bathroom naked and pee'd.
When was the last time you quickly went and hid from someone? What happened?
*****Last week. I was at Wal-mart and a patient that always seems to catch me there and hits me up for medical advice was down an isle. I ran to the opposite side of the store to dodge him.
What's the craziest thing you've done at a park?
****Have sex. I'm not going any further with this one.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping with a complete stranger? If so, what happened?
****Yes. We had sweaty, pig rooting sex aftwards. When we were done, we parted ways and never saw eachother again.
What was the last project you undertook simply for the hell of it? How did it turn out?
**** I tried and tried to build an igloo in my backyard. Didn't turn out very well. It was 80 degree's out and didn't have enough ice. But, I had all the equipment and was raring to go.
What was the last truly mean-hearted thing you've done (such as to steal/hide an old person's cane and then yell at them for being so slow)? What happened?
***Got a fake email address and sent an email to my best friend and played like I was stalking her. lol
What secrets are you keeping and why?
****They wouldn't be secrets anymore if I told you, now would they?
If Bush and a dwarf were on the green team and McCain and a baby Koala was on the red team, and Clinton and a duck-billed platypus were on the blue team and Obama and a 3-legged Donkey were on a team. Which politician would put his or her teammate to death and why/how?
***Clinton would put her platypus to death because the platypus has prettier lips than she does. She would hack it's lips off and let it hemorrage to death.
What word should be added to the Dictionary, and what does it mean?
****Zarm---> Sandwich. I just like the sound of the word.
What have you peed on, not involving a toilet? Why and what did you do?
When was the last time that you completed a 1,000 piece puzzle? Have you ever taken a piece from a person's puzzle to prevent them from finishing it?
***4 years ago. The Titantic. I took all the edge pieces.
What new trick/skill/talent would you teach me if you could?
***I'll tell you in private.
What new trick/skill/talent would you want me to teach you?
***If I told you, it wouldn't be a new trick. I'll just let you whisper it in my ear.
What questions do you have for me?
****Are these questions a way of weeding out the crazies here on Gather?
UNREFUTED: Unable to overthrow by arguement or proof
***Wednesday night, actually. I still do not know for sure, but I know that I am Ylanne Sorrows, in the flesh.
When was the last time that you picked on a total stranger? What happened?
***Never. As a result, the second question is inapplicable.
Have you ever thought to yourself, you know, I have to go to the bathroom but the bathroom is so far away and it'd take me putting on clothes and seems like too much effort? What did you end up doing?
***Not going for another eight hours.
When was the last time you quickly went and hid from someone? What happened?
***Probably today. I was found, really quickly.
What's the craziest thing you've done at a park?
***Hmm....started a discussion on the ethical principles of theology???
Have you ever gone skinny dipping with a complete stranger? If so, what happened?
***Nope.
What was the last project you undertook simply for the hell of it? How did it turn out?
***MVS. I'm still working on it, and it's going quite well.
What was the last truly mean-hearted thing you've done (such as to steal/hide an old person's cane and then yell at them for being so slow)? What happened?
***Insulted a close relative behind their back. Nothing came of it.
What secrets are you keeping and why?
***Well, they're secrets, so why should I tell?!
If Bush and a dwarf were on the green team and McCain and a baby Koala was on the red team, and Clinton and a duck-billed platypus were on the blue team and Obama and a 3-legged Donkey were on a team. Which politician would put his or her teammate to death and why/how?
***Clinton, the heartless hind, would kill the platypus by raising public awareness of the danger of having one around, and then use the proceeds from the fundraiser to hire an executioner, and have an execution in broad daylight, publicly broadcasted, while the whole time everyone has been brainwashed into nodding politely and agreeing firmly with everything she does and says.
What word should be added to the Dictionary, and what does it mean?
***I'll have to think about this one in depth. I had a word the other day, and it came up on spellcheck because it's not in the dictionary. I'll be back when I remember it.
What have you peed on, not involving a toilet? Why and what did you do?
***Um...nothing, at least not to my immediate knowledge and memory.
When was the last time that you completed a 1,000 piece puzzle? Have you ever taken a piece from a person's puzzle to prevent them from finishing it?
***Several years ago. And no, actually, I've never removed someone's puzzle piece.
What new trick/skill/talent would you teach me if you could?
***Imitation of President Bush, singing in a believable falsetto, using a believable fake accent to make prank calls.
What new trick/skill/talent would you want me to teach you?
***I don't know what talents you have. :)
What questions do you have for me?
What questions do you have for me?
***What are your other hobbies, besides writing and Gather?
What is your job?
What was your college major (if you went)?
Do you ever wish you could make your dreams come true, if only for a night in your mind?
Do you ever imagine that you are a different person than you are?
I built 1000 piece puzzle about a year ago. I have one that I want to build now; but, have to figure out where to build it so my cat doesn't get hold of it. He's chewed pieces before when he was a kitten; so, I can imagine what he would do now that he is two.
When was the last time that you picked on a total stranger? What happened? I don't think I have.
Have you ever thought to yourself, you know, I have to go to the bathroom but the bathroom is so far away and it'd take me putting on clothes and seems like too much effort? What did you end up doing? Never had that problem LOL!
When was the last time you quickly went and hid from someone? What happened? In the past month, I hid from my daughter and jumped out at her when she got near.. she screamed and laughed running from me.
What's the craziest thing you've done at a park? When I was 21 I had a "mushroom piece" and sat giggling at people while I ate a skor bar.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping with a complete stranger? If so, what happened? Nope.
What was the last project you undertook simply for the hell of it? How did it turn out? I made a baby quilt for a guy's, that I grew up with, baby boy.
What was the last truly mean-hearted thing you've done (such as to steal/hide an old person's cane and then yell at them for being so slow)? What happened? I teased my nephew about keeping his iPod, he ended up calling me a nasty racial slur and I kicked him out of the house till he apologized.
What secrets are you keeping and why? I am horrible at keeping secrets so I don't think I have any anymore.
If Bush and a dwarf were on the green team and McCain and a baby Koala was on the red team, and Clinton and a duck-billed platypus were on the blue team and Obama and a 3-legged Donkey were on a team. Which politician would put his or her teammate to death and why/how? It could be that Obama would put the donkey to death because it wouldn't be able to keep up.
What word should be added to the Dictionary, and what does it mean? Can't think of a one.
What have you peed on, not involving a toilet? Why and what did you do? I peed on the side of the road. We were far from an exit and I couldn't hold it any longer.
When was the last time that you completed a 1,000 piece puzzle? Have you ever taken a piece from a person's puzzle to prevent them from finishing it? little over 3 years (the little one would take the pieces) No I have never kept a piece.
What new trick/skill/talent would you teach me if you could? I would teach you how to quilt so you could make a quilt out of crown royal bags like my hubby did :D
What new trick/skill/talent would you want me to teach you? I think you would have to tell me.
What questions do you have for me? None right now... wait.... Nah, none.
I'll just answer one question. It's about the word that should be added to the dictionary.
I think, the word "bonhiemer". I made it up when I was a teenager and have called a few people that over the years. It means "A rascal" or "one who is just a tiny bit wicked". You know, used like this--"You, bonhiemer! How could you steal that kiss!"
Now this is my question for you.
Why are you asking me all these questions?
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