How was your day, SEW?

(Caution, one word near the end could be considered naughty)

Many people can relate to too much overtime at work. The hours and days go by and there is no time to get anything else done. It was at one of these times that I began saying "Sleep, Eat, Work, that's all I have time for", when asked how I was doing. If you knew my geeky friends, you knew that a shorthand term for it was just around the corner.

"SEW?"
"SEW" (I replied)

The next modified version, it seemed, was only a matter of time.

Sleep, Eat, Work, Eliminate, and then Repeat.
SEWER - noun: misfortune resulting in lost effort or money.

"SEWER?"
"SEWER!" (I replied)

The following are the internet versions:

Lurkers comprise the majority currently checking out the internet forums.
Sleep, Lurk, Eat, Work, Eliminate, and Repeat.
SLEWER - noun 1. a large number: a slew of leadership hopefuls. --verb 2.  Criminal a. to turn one's head in order to look. b. to watch furtively; to spy.

Trolls are another group with something to say, in their own way.
Sleep, Troll, Eat, Work, Eliminate, and Repeat.
STEWER - 3. Informal To be in a state of anxiety or agitation. See synonyms at brood.

Posters are a group that have something to say, period.
Sleep, Post, Eat, Work, Eliminate, and Repeat.
SPEWER - • verb 1 expel or be expelled in large quantities rapidly and forcibly.

The last group are the one third of Americans who, in a recent poll, identify with the two major political parties. This group conforms as well as rants with equal precision.
Sleep, Conform, Rant, Eat, Work, Eliminate, and Repeat.
SCREWER - b : to cause to rotate spirally about an axis.