by De (It takes a pillage to raze a village.) M.
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January 2, 2007

Puke IS Good for Something.

April 12, 2008 06:38 PM EDT (Updated: April 12, 2008 08:58 PM EDT)
views: 53 | rating: 8.6/10 (20 votes) | comments: 21

I once ate "10% more" box of Fruit Loops in one sitting. I immediately got sick and puked a Disneyesque puddle. I didn't have to go to school and there was a fire there. Several kids sustained trampling injuries but I was safely at home watching I Love Lucy.  

I once got food poisoning at a Picadilly buffet and hurled on the carpet right inside the door. It kinda detered incoming patrons from loading up their plates with high salt/high fat goodies so I probably single handedly delayed the onset of heart disease for ATLEAST 20 people.

I once drank myself into a stupor at a party and passed out on my girlfriend's bedroom floor. They just left me in there to sleep it off. In the middle of the night I was awakened by the awkward fondlings of one of her tanked brothers. I sat up just as he was unbuttoning my Levis and spewed a mess of wine coolers, Jack Daniels, and corn chips all over him.  It totally ruined the mood for him.

Puke is good for something.

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Comments: 21 ( 1 removed by De (It takes a pillage to raze a village.) M. )

Well, when you say it that way...I guess it sure is!
I hate puking and really fight it. But thinking back I realized it could be of some benefit.
Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 12, 2008, 7:01pm EDT
ha ha - always puke on guys who try to do that - ha ha.
*LORA* M. Apr 12, 2008, 7:19pm EDT
EWWWWWW
Cat Scratch Apr 12, 2008, 7:19pm EDT
I'll have to remember the puking trick next time i get harassed
**AngelEyez** a. Apr 12, 2008, 7:31pm EDT
gross hahaha, the article heading made me have to at least see how puke was good for something,but you have some good points there haha
Jodie B. Apr 12, 2008, 10:00pm EDT
Well, it seem as though vomiting has come in handy for you more than once!
Tanya S. Apr 13, 2008, 6:15pm EDT
lol
M & M. Apr 13, 2008, 9:01pm EDT
It is also good for cats....to puke up fur balls.
Sarah (is happy to be near a T.V.) G. Apr 14, 2008, 1:09am EDT
Terrific!
Austin Cushing Apr 14, 2008, 4:37pm EDT
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Well, I rarely lick the hairy parts but I can see where is would be helpful if I did.
Wanda H. Apr 15, 2008, 4:32am EDT
LOL, still don't want to puke. ewwwwww!
*~*~Sherry S. Apr 21, 2008, 4:28am EDT
LMFAO!!! Great thoughts on puking!!! I can't think of when it helped me... but I am sure there will come a time! :D
Kimber L. Apr 22, 2008, 9:27am EDT
LMAO, at least it is good for something!
Lina :-p Apr 22, 2008, 11:59pm EDT
You have a god way of seeing things!
J R B. Apr 29, 2008, 11:07pm EDT
I should have known this years ago. I could have put it to good use.
Chelle M. Apr 29, 2008, 11:20pm EDT
You have an interesting way of thinking about puke.....

But thanks for sharing the info and the giggle!
Amy H. May 2, 2008, 1:58am EDT
OK LMAO this was too funny!
Quiver Q. May 7, 2008, 11:05pm EDT
I resemble that last guy.
DIANE D. May 11, 2008, 2:34pm EDT
drive by, 10

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