Hello everyone! I know my posting has been a bit behind; I'm in the process of moving! As soon as I get everything set up and get back in the swing of things, I'll be back to reading and posting things here on Gather, and YouTube.
If you have anything you'd like me to read/see in the meantime, my email's always open! Until then, I leave you with The Digital Cuttlefish's I Thought I Saw An Atheist (emphasis mine).
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I thought I saw an atheist, once, walking down the street.
I checked for horns, I checked for tail, I checked for cloven feet;
Began to tremble frightfully—my heart was in my throat—
Then sighed in happy recognition, for 'twas but a goat.
I thought I saw an atheist, down near a swollen stream
With scaly skin, and blood so cold, I couldn't breathe to scream!
I looked into his bulging eyes, and prayed "God, grant my wish"
Then laughed in my embarrassment—it only was a fish.
I thought I saw an atheist, with fur and pointed claws,
And wicked teeth for chewing up Judeo-Christian laws,
I ran, and tripped, and fell to earth, then hid behind a log—
It caught me, though, and licked my face—of course, it was a dog.
I thought I saw an atheist, though cleverly disguised
Not giant and reptilian, but human, normal sized,
It looked to be engaging in productive, useful labor;
But no, this was no atheist—this person was my neighbor!
I thought I saw an atheist; in fact, I saw a few!
My neighbor, and the grocer, and the cop, and maybe you!
I even found some in the church, right there beneath the steeple;
It turns out, to my great surprise...that atheists are people.
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Tristan Russell
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January 9, 2008 I Thought I Saw An Atheist
April 09, 2008 12:10 PM EDT
(Updated: April 09, 2008 12:13 PM EDT)
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Comments: 106
In one fell swoop I was free of religion. I am forever grateful to the rigors of a Catholic School education.
I was fascinated by creation myths and symbolic meaning in religion until I found myself in an environment where I realized that the majority of people, including educated people literally believed all those things, and they based all their reasoning about the world on them. I've lived in three very different countries on two continents (and have been to a few others), but that realization was the closest I ever came to that thing called "culture shock".
I have no idea if there's a divine anything. I've never seen any evidence for it but I haven't looked very hard either. I just don't care. If Pascal's Wager is the right way to look at this question, I'm screwed.
Thanks for posting this poem. I enjoyed it. I'd join in the conversation but I have to go do something about dinner. I'll try to make it back here.
Lyndon...I can not make myself a believer. This (atheism) is not a voluntary position...one that I have chosen...it is what I believe, or do not accept as valid. Pascal's wager is an impossibility. It is not a reason to believe...even a piss poor one. If one announces that he/she is a believer..."just in case"...that person knows his wager is invalid because of the false sincereness of his pledge of that belief.
Your statement..." And the atheist uses the "great so what" as a security blanket as well. Their cosmic nothingness is no more enlightened, and no less silly than the cosmic "father."
Can you please describe to me how an atheist can use the "great so what" or a lack of belief that a god exists, as a security blanket?
charles hussein thiesen - gather's only god AND humble success-wisdom guru
But you have to admit he's a pretty cool party guest...
There is also the problem that you seem to use a very different definition of atheism than Michael (or myself). Your definition, from what can be gathered from your comments, is that atheists are those who are extreme and arrogant in their opposition to religion. Michael's definition (as it's apparent from his argument) is that he doesn't believe in the CFF (to use your term), and therefore, he's an atheist ("not a theist"). This happens to be the definition most atheists agree with--the mere lack of belief in God, nothing else.
The definition you use (I could say have bought into) was popularized by Christians and is mostly an American one. People in Europe use the word "atheist" much more freely and without the baggage it carries in the US.
Now there's a common use of "agnostic" in the US and Britain as the choice of word for those who don't believe but who don't care much about the whole thing/don't want to upset anyone/think that atheists are mean, arrogant, foreign, or communists. As I said, the word is much less common in other languages in this colloquial use. "Atheism" carries fewer negative connotations in most continental European countries, and people who do shy away from it will say something like "not religious".
You can of course argue that the distinction you're trying to make is based on current common use in American English. That is certainly true, but the trouble with defining agnosticism as lack of belief and atheism as positive non-belief ("I am certain that no God exists") is that you would practically define it out of existence: very few, if any, atheists say that. (Cf that with "I know/I am certain God exists", which is, on the other hand, quite common.) The other problem is that most people who call themselves atheists disagree, and there is some argument to be made for letting the people who use a label for themselves play a major part in defining it.
Now the "believing" concept: ultimately, of course, everything is "belief"--we have no absolute certainty of anything, and some basic unprovable assumptions have to be made before we can even argue about anything. There are, however, widely varying degrees of probability to propositions--it could be, for example, that a giant lizard in the sky controls gravity, and that he could just turn it off tomorrow and we'll all fly off the surface of the planet, but we're reasonably certain that's not the case and that gravity will still be there tomorrow--one proposition is just immensely less likely to be true than the other. There is also burden of proof, and what constitutes sufficient reason to believe something: there could be a small teapot* in orbit around the sun, and if there were one, we wouldn't be able to detect it, but without evidence of any kind we have no reason to believe it's there. We're all essentially a-teapotists, not believing the teapot exists, while we're also agnostic about the teapot's existence: we acknowledge that it's unknowable.
*Bertrand Russell's example
Quoting you..."The only difference between believers and non-believers is that one depends on the other for its pile of dirt to plant their silly-ass flag."
So where do you stand Lyndon? Do you stand as an "I don't knower"? Are you standing on a third pile of dirt waiting to plant YOUR little silly-ass flag as YOU attempt to have the last word? Have YOU turned red arguing about this?
You are an able advocate for your Religion of Uncertainty ("the only rational and independent "belief" is uncertainty") You are the same...you are doing the same thing as I am doing or Aniko is doing or the preacher in church is doing...we are defining our beliefs or stating our opinions, in this case, about the likeliness of a gcf. The preacher is certain there is a god, I am fairly certain that there is not and you are uncertain AND you are faulting the preacher and me for having drawn conclusions one way or the other, for the existence...or lack of existence... of god.
Each of us..the preacher, Aniko, me and you have our own convictions...but have you become the "know-it-all"? How can we each state our minds unless we think we "know" what we are saying is true? Re-read Aniko's "burden of proof/orbiting teapot" illustration.
You have chosen to accept uncertainty as your religion and I share your argument for uncertainty, but I cannot find fault with any of us who wish to ponder the matter further. Pondering leads to discussions and discussions lead to opinions being exchanged...ideas are shared. Not all of us do so with "unbelievable delusion and hypocrisy, the nasty little minds of the so-called in-the-know."
"Both believers and non-believers Believe. With no evidence."
Lyndon, what do non-believers "believe" with no evidence? I seems that, as Aniko said, you're incorrect on your terminology.
An atheist is a person who doesn't hold a belief in a god or gods. They lack belief. They're a(not) theists(people who believe in a god). I'm an agnostic atheist. I don't have knowledge that there is no god, but I live my life on the assumption that there isn't one. How did I reach this assumption? By lack of evidence. It doesn't take faith to no believe in something.
Belief isn't subject to the will. You either believe something (that is, you accept that something to be true) or you don't; you can't just start believing in something. If I told you, "There's an invisible gremlin in my basement," would you believe me? Do you believe that there's an invisible gremlin, and/or that there's one in my basement? If you're a sane, skeptical person you'd probably start off with a default 'No' position. Given enough proof or reason to believe in such a claim, you could believe (you're not closed off to the possibility). Does it take "faith" to say "No, I doubt there's an invisible gremlin in your basement."?
Atheists aren't saying "I believe there is no god", they're saying "I don't believe in any gods". And, by the way Lyndon, you're right about the burden of proof being tossed from one side to another. Someone who makes a claim (such as "There's an invisible gremlin in my basement") is automatically obligated to meet the burden of proof -- they're the one's making the claim. Too often, it is the believers who try to push their burden off on our non-believing shoulders.
I find it curious that you continue to define atheists as annoying twits who think they are smarter than everyone and "badger" people and "react to believers". Are there atheists like that? Of course. Are there atheists who keep quiet about their thoughts on religious matters and don't ever bring this topic up, especially with Christian friends? You bet. Are there stupid atheists? Evil ones? Friendly ones? Conservative ones? Liberal ones? Yep. I suppose there are even reactionary ones (fascists are probably easier to find). The point is there are all kinds, because the only necessary condition is the lack of belief in a god or gods.
Atheism says nothing about how we should relate to the universe. There's no "should" in it at all--all the word does is describe a state of non-belief in the theistic proposition, which is a matter of fact, not of choice, and does not respond to "shoulds" or commands. You may choose the word you use to describe what you believe, but not what you believe. You can't make yourself believe or disbelieve stuff. It's also not a "conclusion" any more than any position we take is (they're all subject to change) and has absolutely nothing to do with consumerism or "out of my hands" apathy. You seem to be projecting an awful lot of stuff into it. And who said it doesn't matter that our loved ones die?
Why do people argue this stuff?
We are ALL "I don't knowers". None of us really knows a damn thing for certain.. except that we sleep, want sex, get hungry, and have to use the bathroom a lot.
Please stop berating others with your nonsense or I'll be forced to kick you from this post.
Read Aniko's comments carefully. Atheists can only be grouped together under ONE thing: "those who hold no believes in any god or gods". That's it! There's NO dogma, tenets, creeds, or doctrines. It's not a position that promotes "nothingness" or disbelief in all things, and it's not a religion nor a religious position! But that doesn't mean that all atheists believe equally. It's like qualifying for the label "teenager"; only those within a certain age apply. But not all teenagers are the same! So goes for atheists. The main thing they have in common is that they all don't believe in god. After that, anything goes. Some accept evolution, some don't. As Aniko said, there are stupid ones, evil ones, liberal ones, etc.
What you seem to be confusing it with is nihilism, a doctrine that advocates destruction of the social system for its own sake, a complete denial of all established authority and institutions, and a delusion that everything, including the self, don't exist. I'm not here to argue about nihilism, only to the extent that it IS IN NO WAY "atheism". All atheism is is a single answer to a single question.
That's it!
I'm pretty sure that there's no god. I can conceive of situations that would make me change my mind. I'm very sure that organized religion is mostly harmful. In spite of that I think people who want to practice a religion ought to be able to do it as long as they do it in private and exert no control over me or society at large.
Be afriad. Be very afriad.
If a blind person can't see a ghost but a sighted person can, does it mean the ghost does not exist? It doesn't exist for the blind person. Why would the sighted person have to prove what he "sees" to one who doesn't ?
Why does it matter what the definition of atheist means to one or the other? An atheist believes he does not believe. When left to his own devices alone and destitute, he calls out to no one (supposedly). A believer in "God" believes in a power transcending self, when left alone and destitute, calls out to the "unknown" for help in time of need. One feels alone. The other does not.
(I've refrained from saying this up to this point, but I find it especially ironic that we've been on threads together discussing or arguing with fundamentalist believers, and you were the one who addressed them in a hostile and often insulting way, just like you address atheists here, not me. I don't attack people; I just state what I believe. That's what I did on this article too.)
I totally understand what you're saying here.. but I'm also listening to the others, who are making some valid points on atheism.
Aniko, are you an atheist?
I don't know what I am in this attempt to label a belief system. I don't know if there is a physical "God". I do believe, however, that we possess and are surrounded by powers we do not understand, can grasp, or see, and yet are able to tap into them.
and told that little atheist that he would guard him from all harms.
My Father held me that day the day that I was born,
and knew within his heart of hearts his newest
Little Atheist was his, and safe and warm.
Karl, that was PERFECT. Just before you posted your little poem, I was thinking how we as humans complicate everything by attempting to define it, take it apart and examine it. Is it a blessing or a curse? All others just accept what IS as far as the existence of being.
Actually, that would come under the heading of memes. :-)
To, I was fascinated by creation myths and symbolic meaning in religion until I found myself in an environment where I realized that the majority of people, including educated people literally believed all those things, and they based all their reasoning about the world on them. I would add that I got annoyed when I realized that those educated people who literally believe all those things got angry and condescending when I refused to believe them too.
Could you clarify what this means? "What, Me? Now you're talkin'" crowd.
I'm not really sure how the whole topic of God is flushed down the toilet by the self. SELF created God ( and none of us really knows if God created SELF ) Self is the center of all God belief.
Jackie on fire is a tangible reality. I like exploring other realities as well.
Lyndon, what doesn't "sit" well with me is that you enter conversations where other are discussing personal beliefs and insult them/us for expressing experiences or reasons for our beliefs. We can all read, and quote what we read. In a discussion, I think it is important to interpret what we've read and share something of myself. I think that is what others are doing here.
Lyndon, for crying out loud, you brought up personal loss first, way up in the thread, and I asked you what it had to do with anything. You didn't answer that or any of the other questions. Also, I'm not sure what ship was jumped, or in what way we tried to redefine atheist. Any dictionary will give you the definition we quote: one who has no belief in a deity.
Debra, Lyndon gets like that sometimes. Perhaps he's had previous discussions with Tristan and he's reacting to those too. In any case, he seems to be reacting to some atheists who pissed him off, and he's projecting that to every atheist. (Let me point out that I do know the type he's talking about, but it's not a common type.) The stereotyping is disappointing, to be quite honest, from a progressive like him. It's the same thing that fuels sexism and racism--that man treated me badly, so all men are evil; that black guy robbed me so all black people are criminals.
Aniko, are you an atheist?
Me? I'm a Charlesian, of course. :-)
(I say it about mid-thread. I use various terms, and as a European, I tend toward non-religious. But the dictionary definition applies. It applies to you as well, but you don't have to take it if you don't want it. It's also true that the word is rarely used if someone believes in the supernatural, even if they believe in no deities as such.)
hahahahahah!!!
Was that a direct hit, Lyndon? Do you think I believe in "spooks" or whatnot?
Soooo, THATS how snot gets it's color! Good to know.
At the risk of offending you again by asking questions, I am going to ask because I think it is fair to question things that make no sense to me instead of assuming what I want about the person who made the statement. When I (I am using myself , even though I have seen you do the same to others, because I don't want to drag anyone else into my question or thoughts here), relate a personal experience or thought as an example or explanation, you tell me I am self-centered - or some other words equally insulting. Which way do you prefer we speak in your presence?
It's easy to climb aboard belif systems which support our own nonsense. So, our beliefs are nonsense and yours are --- what? And why is it different?
It's also easy to lend our opinions the weight or weightlessness of ideas we've already circumscribed. Get over it. Your belifs are your walking cane. Walk! Just don't drag your luggage into an honest debate. Your willingness to belive in spooks and whatnot already colored your snot.
What "spooks" are you talking about? Gods who threaten hell and damnation? Angels? Holy Spirits?
Not sure what that means, Rubicon. What's "beliefs" and what's "any one belief", and what does "bigger than" mean in that inequality?
I think he is arguing that the atheist has a belief structure. Something that they can state affirmatively: "I believe there is no god." I disagree with Aniko that atheists "do not believe there is a god". That is the nihilist approach, I think.
(You probably mean agnosticism--nihilism is quite different.)
I tried to explain above what the problem is with that definition--it practically defines atheism out of existence, and it's contrary to what most people who self-identify as atheists say. It's hard to think of Richard Dawkins as anything less than an atheist, for example, but he clearly says he does not state there is no God, only that there is not good reason to believe there is one, and that he sees the probability of a [personal] god highly unlikely. That's a "belief structure" too, of course.
(But that's not what Lyndon argued at all. He argued that it's just as stupid as unreasonable to not believe as it is to believe--I'm trying to understand that somehow, though by my logic belief and non-belief sort of map like A and non-A, that is, the entire set of possibilities. He also argues that atheists are uppity, arrogant, hostile, etc.)
Beyond that, I have no position on any of the other heated remarks. Most of them seem to be advocating a belief. Otherwise why argue?
I don't know--why argue about anything? Politics, culture, all the rest? Everyone's just advocating beliefs. But here's what I saw happen here: this particular article by Tristan addressed the fact that many people view atheists as some kind of monsters, mostly because they don't know that many of the normal decent-looking people around them happen to be atheists. Lyndon came and said that atheists were in fact monsters--the arrogant, smarter-than-thou, hostile kind of monster. He completely rejected any appeals to consider atheists as different individuals, some of whom might be like that, while others are not. That's what I saw on this thread, and that's why I'm still here arguing.
Exactly who are you arguing with?
And what the hell's up with your suddent fixation on Sandy? You're looking like a bit of a spaz.
You seem to be saying that because a logical polar opposite exists, and the word atheism exists, they must be matched to each other. But the question is what people actually believe, not what it is theoretically possible to believe. There are probably people who identify with "I believe there is no God", or who even say "I know there is no God" the way many believers say "I know there is a God." I don't know any such person, but given the diversity of ideas that human beings have, they are likely to exist. I am very sure that such people are a small minority. A much larger number of people who call themselves atheists identify with "I don't believe there is a God"-as I described it. An even larger number of people identify with the same statement, but prefer not to call it atheism, but agnosticism, irreligion, heathen-ness, whatever. All of that is fine. What bugs me is talking about atheists as fanatical, unreasonable, arrogant know-it-alls. There are of course some atheists like that--but we said that on this thread before Lyndon even turned up.
Lyndon: My only suggestion is that the discussion of ideas not floating around your own fantasies is already not a discussion about the unlimited discussions about the eternal mysteries. It' already a discussion about me and my shadow.
Cool. But then nothing is: it is completely impossible for us--for any of us, I suppose--or is it only me?-- to say anything about the eternal mysteries. Including this sentence, of course.
The trouble with postmodernist "everything is subjective and we don't really know anything at all" statements is that they invalidate themselves. They're perfect paradoxes: if they're true, then they are not true.
(Epistemologically speaking, they are true in a very basic and minimal way, but they're completely unhelpful. We cannot be absolutely certain about anything, but we can assign probabilities: it's much more certain that there are insects living on the plants in front of my window than that there are invisible pixies.)
Lyndon, whatever you're smoking, throw it away. It's not good.
what business is it of yours.
I don't give a tinker's damn what anyone believes. If someone wants to believe in Hecate, Jehovah, Jesus Christ, Allah, Buddha, or Osiris - or no one at all - that's A-OK with me. The only issue I have is when a believer of anything (including those occasional militant athiests) wants to force their beliefs on me. At that time, I become perturbed because I already know what I believe and don't need anyone telling me. However, since my belief is not a popularity contest, I'm perfectly happy if I'm the only one on the face of the earth that believes as I do.
I don't have the urge to make everyone believe as I do. I just want to define my own beliefs myself and practice them in peace. Nor do I like policies that try to forcefeed beliefs on others.
You have come on to this thread and tried to define what others believed - then told those who held those beliefs they were full of crap when they said differently.
You are entitled to hold whatever beliefs you want for yourself. You are not entitled to define our beliefs - which are as diverse as we are. Not that you noticed.
And, by the way, that sense of wonder you praised when you were still lucid up there - why shouldn't it also apply to the supernatural? It takes an arrogant asshole to think he or she knows it ALL. Since I'm not omniscient, I refuse to be close-minded on the extents of what does and doesn't exist.
I'm not afraid of you.
That is, if Lyndon doesn't pick her up first (since he's the better parent :)
I also believe that shit heels who claim to have killed by sheer hatred are chunks of shit.
Dude, that makes NO SENSE! And all that ranting about my wife? My wife's not even on this thread. Do you even know who my wife is? Are you trying to say that Sandy is my wife? Who are you talking to and what the hell are trying to say?
WHAT THE FUCK?
I have no problem being a bitch, or, apparently, worse. But you, bud, are losing it.
Right now, I certainly don't know you. I wonder if you do.
I'm not sure what prompted this stream of incoherent venom but I hope you feel better in the morning.
Is your wife already diminished?
I'm short, but I would not consider myseld diminished.
I hate to bum you out, Anti-? but your wife already defined your substance.
BTW, I got your wife's permission, so, no worry.
Ah, no you did not.
Subject to your wife's approval.
I see you, and I think your wife should practrice constrarint.
What the hell are you talking about?
Is that OK, wifey?
You're not okay
If you had been paying attention to anything besides your own fantasies of Big Bad, and your wife's approval, you would have noticed to what I was referring.
I see you and I see your wife.
Well, that is pretty creepy.
I'll apologize to everyone who reads these comments, and more-so to anyone this asshat has personally offended or attacked. I was afraid this would happen...
On the other hand, I sorta like having an article with a shitload of comments (even if they are drug-induced, vociferous anal spewage). So, for those involved, feel free to ignore this thread. Let Lyndon babble inarticulately until he tires himself out. I won't remove him, but I don't want all of you to waste your time trying to engage him. Just read the main article at the top and leave a RELATED comment if you wish.
For now, Lyndon doesn't exist on this thread.
I have never understood why anyone should have to defend their own beliefs (if they're not hurting anyone or forcing it on anyone), including an absence of belief. The notion that absence of belief=absence of morals is as demonstrably ludicrous as belief=morals, but it certainly does not mean belief=no morals.
I enjoyed it. Not so much the comment thread that I read, though.
There are people who call themselves atheists and believe they KNOW there is no God.
There are people who call themselves atheists and believe they THINK there is no God.
There are people who call themselves Agnostics who believe we can never KNOW either way.
There are people who call themselves Christians who believe they KNOW there is a God.
There are people who call themselves Christians who believe they Think there is a God.
The one thing in common is that they're all people.
I've seen some atheists with better ethics and values than Christians and the other way around. I'm reminded of some great people . . . like Mother Theresa and Mahatma Gandhi . . . who worked with people not of the same religion. Allow belief . . . allow dissent . . . it's actions, not words that matter while we're here on Earth. It's how we treat one another (Lyndon) . . . and it's respecting the beliefs of others. I'm Muslim, Buddhist and Christian and firmly believe different religions are different paths on the one true road. I follow the Tao, studied Chinese language and Philosophy under a Princeton Professor who was a Buddhist, World religions from a Catholic Nun and have read (and studied) the Bible (cover to cover 7 times), Koran, Tao te Ching, Confucious, Bagavad Gita . . . and many others. There ARE universal themes.
Thanks for the poem, Tristan.
And then there are those of us who don't call ourselves anything, because we don't want to be stuck in a box, but are automatically labeled atheists by Christians because we don't buy into what they believe.
Either statement is ridiculous. No one KNOWS for sure. It's should be about reason and rational thinking. The problem I have with many of these comments is that they lack healthy thinking.