West Point Jokes
Q: Why do West Point graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?A: To justify their handicap parking.
Q: Do you know why the Army football team should change its name to the "Opposums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: Why doesn't Army have ice on the sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q. What do you get when you drive slowly by the Military Academy campus?
A. A degree.
Q: What do a Navy Midshipman and a West Point Cadet have in common?
A: They both got accepted to West Point.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a West Point Cadet?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How many West Point plebes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a second year course.
Did you hear that Army just bought twenty new septic tanks? Yeah, and Army coach Bob Sutton says as soon as they learn to drive them, they're gonna invade Annapolis.
Q: How many Air Force Cadets does it take to change a flat tire?
A: Three, two to go for beer and one to call daddy.
Q: How many Navy Midshipmen does it take to change a flat tire?
A: Five, one to change the tire and four to lament how wonderful the old tire was.
Q: How many Army Cadets does it take to change a tire?
A: Just one, but he gets four hours credit and it counts as a lab science!
Q: What are the best four years of a West Pointer's life?
A: Third grade
An Army football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
Q: How come the Army football team doesn't have a website?A: They can't string three "W's" together.
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