I don't understand
Why people eat blackened bluefish,
Why bacterium is the only culture some people have,
Why I sometimes forget the last word in the...
But most of all I don't understand
Why Quantum Mechanics and the Doomsday Argument are relevant,
Why evil and suffering are necessary,
Why people think war determines who is right, when it determines who is left,
Why there's never time to do it right but always time to do it over.
What I understand most is
Why we shouldn't test the depth of the river with both feet at the same time,
Why men with holes in their pockets feel cocky all day,
Why we get exhausted if we run behind a car,
Why we sit in our own pew when we fart in church.