by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
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January 16, 2007

The King of La La Land has been Kidnapped! Oh My!

April 02, 2008 05:56 PM EDT (Updated: April 02, 2008 06:05 PM EDT)
views: 197 | rating: 9.9/10 (53 votes) | comments: 234
Yes faithful, Lalaians, your precious King Peter has been whisked, snaffooed, gone-o, kidnapped.  He is being held by a villian.  Your job is to ask questions and give guesses as to whom the kidnapper is. 
The winning guesser will be given land, a castle, and a title of mighty importance in La La Land.  (Of course, not as important as mine.)
Now, some of you may not like the King or may think him fine, so let us know.   I will help by placing clues as to the culprit. 
Save your King, he owes me money, not that that is so important.
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Comments: 234

Lin G. Apr 2, 2008, 6:03pm EDT
As long as they don't grab the Queen, I can live withough King Peter. I don't even know him. But I'm gonna check your links out anyway.
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Apr 2, 2008, 6:04pm EDT
Joan Crawford. in the conservatory with a wire coat hanger.
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:05pm EDT
Hmmm. If he were simply missing, I would check the Royal Winery. But if you are certain that he has been kidnapped then I will most certainly help you find him. Is the kidnapper a male or female?
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:06pm EDT
Close CC. I do so love Lin.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:07pm EDT
I received a ransom note at 3 pm. I was busy with jeweler or I would have let you know earlier, that the handwriting looks feminine.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:07pm EDT
Tha King
This was also received with the note.
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Apr 2, 2008, 6:09pm EDT
that video is great! are you saying the Burger King wanted his crown back?
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:11pm EDT
I tell you oh Queen, the way he trots around in that crown of his and his flowing robes, I am surprised someone hasn't swept him away before this, but I am sorry for the poor jerk.
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:11pm EDT
Oh my! !!!
Was CC close on:
Joan Crawford
the wire hanger
Hollywood, and/or
an actress?
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:12pm EDT
Hmm. Is this dastardly female kidnapper a resident of La La Land?
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:12pm EDT
yes Kay, all he ever says is OH MY,
Rachel D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:12pm EDT
Oh no! What are we going to do?
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:13pm EDT
Well, I couldn't put up with him, although sometimes I think he is kind of cute, but don't look at me for stealing him.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:13pm EDT
I think we should put out an amber alert
Rachel D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:14pm EDT
I think the kidnapper is none other than YOU -- CarolD!
R o b i n ♥ Apr 2, 2008, 6:14pm EDT
Question: Is King Peter still in La La Land, or have the kidnappers smuggled him over a border into a neighboring kingdom in the dead of night?
juley g. Apr 2, 2008, 6:15pm EDT
I think he kidnapped himself so he can collect the ransom and pay you back the money he owes you!
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:15pm EDT
From the video, it looks like he might have lost his robe in the kidnapping
Rachel D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:15pm EDT
Is he that young?
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:15pm EDT
Well that rules out Elsie as the kidnapper. Unless she is fibbing?
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:15pm EDT
He is still here as far as I know. I did find a bloody pen in his room by his robes.
Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 2, 2008, 6:15pm EDT
This isn't really me. This is just a hallogram of me (that's why the resemblance is uncanny and bright) and I just want to say that I must be found. There is grape bubble gun stuck in my hair and I must get to some ice. Where I am now, there is no ice (unless there is and I just don't realize it).

HEeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppp !!!
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:16pm EDT
Do you think he is in real peril Queen Carol, or is he just out whooping it up somewhere, perhaps he has faked his own kidnapping
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:16pm EDT
If you want to make a guess please do so. I am at my wits end. I have questioned the people of La La Land, and they all seem so innocent.
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:16pm EDT
Rachel. he can appear extremely young. Thanks to photoshop.
Rachel D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:16pm EDT
Oh dear, is he in Hell? There's no ice there.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:17pm EDT
He is in terrible peril. He has grape bubble gum stuck in his hair, and he hates grape bubble gum.
Rachel D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:17pm EDT
Well, you've got to love Photoshop.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:17pm EDT
So we are hearing from him, he has found a way to make contact, he is a crafty one isn't he, he must still be here in the kingdom
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:17pm EDT
Hell, no!
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:18pm EDT
Yes, he's in the kingdom.
Rachel D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:19pm EDT
Where did the grape bubble gum come from? This seems like a really important clue.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:19pm EDT
I just got a book of bad poetry floating in the moat. It had his pretty picture in it wrapped in a Burger King bag.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:19pm EDT
Peter, can you give us a clue to where you are besides that it is hot, well it would be hot wherever you are, I guess
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:20pm EDT
Look under your couch Queen
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:20pm EDT
What ransom is the kidnapper demanding?
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:21pm EDT
Bad poetry, eh? Sounds suspiciously like me but I swear I'm innocent.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:21pm EDT
Probably wants the keys to the Kingdom, don't you think Kay?
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:22pm EDT
Tha King
The video came to me again, but this time with a warning: All of La La will be destroyed if we try to find him with the Burger King. Oh, do you think the Burger has him???
What does this have to do with what CC said?
♠~Dnbuster~♠ ~. Apr 2, 2008, 6:23pm EDT
hmmmm
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:23pm EDT
I did see Kay at Burger King today eating fried chicken nuggets. That is suspicious in itself!
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:23pm EDT
I am beginning to feel a bit sorry for him, he is awfully cute you know, even if he is a bit cocky about it.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:23pm EDT
Lady Nalita,
CC isn't close.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:24pm EDT
I kinda like him too. But the video has me a little annoyed.
What a nightmare video. Poor thing.
Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 2, 2008, 6:24pm EDT
General Kenobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

(oops wrong hologram)
Angel W. Apr 2, 2008, 6:24pm EDT
We must look for Willy Wonka....... I think the Umpahs have him... and are holding him in the chocolate factory.....
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:25pm EDT
I have been acting suspiciously lately. I haven't eaten chicken in over a year.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:26pm EDT
Do you think he is on a space ship or something from that message?
Okay Kay, spill it. You know something.

C'mon here Kay. . .right now!!!
R o b i n ♥ Apr 2, 2008, 6:26pm EDT
Question: Is the kidnapper related to King Peter?
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:27pm EDT
I think there is a problem here. Right next to R2 D2 is Angel's favorite book, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and as a bookmark there is gray hair.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:27pm EDT
No Robin Goodfellow!
Kay, that does NOT get you off the hook. Tell us what you know! NOW, Kay!
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:27pm EDT
I think the kidnapper is sending misleading holograms. What could the motive be? Have the sheriff and mayor been notified?
Vivian P. Apr 2, 2008, 6:28pm EDT
Shall we make a declaration of war my Queen. Did that tramp Joan finally make a grab for the crown ?
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:28pm EDT
Well whoever has him , looks like they are having a blast according to the videos, lol
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:28pm EDT
I think Elsie is a space ship or something. No Elsie, I don't think he's in a space ship. I think he's having a good time.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:29pm EDT
War is good for the economy, Vivian. Let's start shooting, but who do we shoot? It's not Joan.
Angel W. Apr 2, 2008, 6:29pm EDT
They are going to hide him by dipping him in chocolate and moulding it to look like R2D2.... that is why it is hot.... they are melting the chocolate .... NOW.... Hmmm who hired the Umpahs.... or is it OOMPAHs....
Hmmm. Kay is not related to Peter, either.

People, I tell you that Kay is involved in this! Let's GET HER!!!
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:30pm EDT
Oh, please find my king. My dinner is nearly ready.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:31pm EDT
That's right Lady Nalita. After all, Kay did go to Burger King, but does she have white hair. eat chicken, and read Willy Wonka??? She's innocent.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:32pm EDT
Perhaps he has been warped back in time to the 1930s and out with some Hollywood Sinners, lol
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:32pm EDT
Is the minister of unculture accounted for?
Angel W. Apr 2, 2008, 6:32pm EDT
Are you having chocolate for dessert?
We have the culprit now Queen; it is Kay!!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 2, 2008, 6:32pm EDT
This isn't really me. This is just a hallogram of me (that's why the resemblance is uncanny and bright) and I just want to say that I must be found. There is grape bubble gun stuck in my hair and I must get to some ice. Where I am now, there is no ice (unless there is and I just don't realize it).

HEeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppp !!!

(hologram messages repeat)
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:33pm EDT
Well I have white hair, but don't go to burger king, but I do like a young chicken when it comes to men too. but it is not me, I don't need to kidnap a man, lol
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:33pm EDT
LOL. Darn repeating holograms.
Oh Brother. I don't know the colour of her hair. She could be a platinum blonde.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:35pm EDT
yeah like Kay says, give us something new to go on,
Peter Joseph Swanson Apr 2, 2008, 6:36pm EDT
to say that I must be found. There is grape bubble

to say that I must be found. There is grape bubble
to say that I must be found. There is grape bubble

(misfiring repeating holograms)

to say that I must be found. There is grape bubble

to say that I must be found. There is grape bubble
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:36pm EDT
Maybe that is why she uses that icon, to keep us all guessing Nalita
Angel W. Apr 2, 2008, 6:36pm EDT
where is the bookmark in the book? What part of the story? Is he in a hot air balloon?
but yet, I do not know where to search....hmmm,perhaps he has gone off the to the royal watercloset?

He is not in the wine cellar I understand, perhaps he is in the servants quarters gallivanting with the serfs?
Yes, be quiet King. You are not helping the situation. I am taking a closer look at Elsie, now.

There is just too much deception here. Who colours their hair?
Kay M. Apr 2, 2008, 6:37pm EDT
My husband says its the color of a carmel apple
grape bubble gum, who desires grape bubble gum
Okay -- first things first. We must figure out this Grape bublle gum. What in the world is its significance. It is key to solving this thing.
Nalita you are correct in what you speak.... who likes grape bubble gum and where do they keep it.
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:41pm EDT
I am guessing Kay, or even you Carol my Queen, perhaps you don't want him out and about, oh my
Angel W. Apr 2, 2008, 6:43pm EDT
fairies like grape bubble gum
Angel W. Apr 2, 2008, 6:43pm EDT
and warm places
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:46pm EDT
Elsie is on to something. I am mad at the King because he bought himself a new tutu with my checkbook. He owes me $37.89. But is that enough to do away with my king?
Steph-in-NE ..... Apr 2, 2008, 6:48pm EDT
i have found the purple bubble gum it is shiliela icon,, and she is also from plant X is this a chance,,
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:49pm EDT
Well, it is all in how you look at your King, Carol, he is pretty snappy looking, and maybe you want him all to your self so you want us to think he is missing, and then you have him where you want him, where is that?
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:49pm EDT
I say the king is going mad.
I know I am getting mad.
The villian is not kay,
Nor is she Nalita, anyway.

The clues are now:
The grape bubble gum
A passion for Burger King
A book of bad poetry
A bloody pen
HM!
The book had a white hair in it as a book mark.
Who could it be???
So then, am I correct in assuming that the specific flavor of "grape" is peculiar to fairies? Is that the significance of the "grape" as opposed to, strawberry or cherry bubble gum?
Steph-in-NE ..... Apr 2, 2008, 6:49pm EDT
where is layla,, she is the purple fairiy is she mad at King peter
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:50pm EDT
No, no! Step-in-knee, it cannot be.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:50pm EDT
Layla is laying around giggling at her King Father's video.
Tha King
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:51pm EDT
I received another clue: The kidnapper is talking to us here.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:53pm EDT
She sent me a Burger King toy. It's really nice and has a little wind up key. It's quite cute, but I digress.
Definitely a bloody -----> p-e-n and not a ------> p-i-n

(sigh)
Elsie Duggan Apr 2, 2008, 6:53pm EDT
oh oh, then we should all listen closely I think.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Apr 2, 2008, 6:55pm EDT
We know it's not Nalita or Kay.
A bloody pen, such as a bloody pen -- guin

A bloody penguin. Hurt yourself lately Steph???