by hannah w.

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April 01, 2008 04:49 PM EDT

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I saw this posted online and had to throw in my own two cents... not every woman's perfect day is the same! The parts that start Me: are mine... everthing else is the bit I saw online.

PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
Me:    Ditto... followed by mad, passionate morning sex!
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
Me:    I don't even own a scale.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
Me:    Hell, no... I don't want to have to wash orange juice off the sheets!
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
Me:    Get shower over with quickly so I can get to the computer.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
Me:    No way am I driving to some club to pay to work out!
:P    Surf 'net, earn a lot of points on Gather and Boomertowne, get nice comments on my pics.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
Me:    I'm allergic... keep that crap away from me! *bares teeth*
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor café.
Me:    Lunch at home with my hubby... followed by mad, passionate nooner!
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs...
Me:    Ex-boyfriend happily married and has forgotten how mad he was at me when I left. O.o
1:00 Shopping with friends.
Me:    Movie with friends.
3:00 Nap.
Me:    Hobby time!!!
4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
Me:    No stalkers here please... no flowers, either *sneeze* just chocolate enjoyed with hubby, thx!
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
Me:    Long walk in the woods followed by mad, passionate afternoon sex.
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
Me:    Screw primping! *puts on low cut shirt* Now he'll never notice my hair anyway! :P
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
Me:    Dinner at home with family followed by hilarious kid-friendly movie.
10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
Me:    Hot shower... with hubby... steamy!
10:30 Make love.
Me:     Mad, passionate bedtime sex until we are both exhausted.
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
Me:    Rinse-off in shower since we are both now sweaty and panting! :D
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
Me:    Ditto... and I get to do that every night! *grin*

So... how does your perfect day differ? :D

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Dena A. Apr 1, 2008, 4:51pm EDT

LOL .. my day would be closer to the first one! :)

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Kathryn M. Apr 1, 2008, 5:20pm EDT

As long as I don't have to come to work my day is glorious.

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Kimber L. Apr 1, 2008, 9:31pm EDT

Hannah, Love your responses. Though knowing you personally honey... TMI!!!!!!!!! I'll take things I never needed to know for a thousand please Alex! LOL

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Kimber L. Apr 1, 2008, 9:32pm EDT

Thank you for posting this to Make me Laugh

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Phil G. Apr 2, 2008, 10:36am EDT

PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
Me: Ditto... followed by mad, passionate morning sex!
Man: #2 sounds really good
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
Me: I don't even own a scale.
Man: Who needs the damn scale chase her back to bed for round 2
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
Me: Hell, no... I don't want to have to wash orange juice off the sheets!
Man: Bacon and eggs with toast at the table why try to balancefood on the bed
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
Me: Get shower over with quickly so I can get to the computer.
Man: Jump into the shower with her offer to wash her back and discover it wraps all the way around her body :-)
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
Me: No way am I driving to some club to pay to work out!
Man:Check email turn news on in the background check out news and gather on line
:P Surf 'net, earn a lot of points on Gather and Boomertowne, get nice comments on my pics.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
Me: I'm allergic... keep that crap away from me! *bares teeth*
Man: What do I want I showered, Kids are at school she is home give her a big hg and kiss the back of her neck then back to the computer
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor café.
Me: Lunch at home with my hubby... followed by mad, passionate nooner!
Man: Okay I am on the program with #2 lets party
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs...
Me: Ex-boyfriend happily married and has forgotten how mad he was at me when I left. O.o
Man:Ex-girlfriend still around who cares. If she got heavier so did I so why worry it is the past lets go back and kiss the one that matters again.
1:00 Shopping with friends.
Me: Movie with friends.
Man: Movies are good or just get a snack and hang talking
3:00 Nap.
Me: Hobby time!!!
Man; write game or work on story or catch up on reading depends on the moon
4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
Me: No stalkers here please... no flowers, either *sneeze* just chocolate enjoyed with hubby, thx!
Man: Chocolate works stalking gets you in trouble.
4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
Me: Long walk in the woods followed by mad, passionate afternoon sex.
Man: A walk and sex then a bowl of Wheaties I need to keep my strength up.
5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
Me: Screw primping! *puts on low cut shirt* Now he'll never notice my hair anyway! :P
Man: I have seen pictures he will notice your hair and your eyes skip the primp just be your self
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
Me: Dinner at home with family followed by hilarious kid-friendly movie.
Man: Order in pizza and a movie for some reason I am think the Incredibles.
10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
Me: Hot shower... with hubby... steamy!
Man: Showering for two helps the environment by saving fresh water and it is a lot more fun.
10:30 Make love.
Me: Mad, passionate bedtime sex until we are both exhausted.
Man; Glad I ate the Wheaties earlier sound great
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
Me: Rinse-off in shower since we are both now sweaty and panting! :D
man; One more quick run though the shower sound good but I refuse to keep my hands to myself :-P
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
Me: Ditto... and I get to do that every night! *grin*
Man; Wrap my arms around her and fall asleep with her in my arms. Life is Good

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debra g. Apr 8, 2008, 11:13pm EDT

This was so cute!
Have a great gather day!!!!!!!!!!!!

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carmel m. Apr 9, 2008, 12:40pm EDT

hm I'll think on these.

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Jen M. Apr 9, 2008, 9:11pm EDT

That's great-although with all that sex going on how do ever have time for anything else-lol!!

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Shannon W Apr 10, 2008, 1:39am EDT

Yup. That sounds nice. It'd take me all night to say how much mine differs from that =O

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Austin Cushing Apr 10, 2008, 9:50pm EDT

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Sujata (funnily 'Suji' ) S. Apr 14, 2008, 4:44am EDT

Not so much after the speedy way .....

Luck following day 2 Hannah blissful unlisted dearly shared

Oh Bless me !!!

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Abby N. May 14, 2008, 10:11am EDT

Good ones, lol!

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Kimber L. Jun 9, 2008, 12:04pm EDT

Revisiting, recommenting and hoping it ups your points!

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Matt L. Jun 10, 2008, 10:19am EDT

I like hannahs day better

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Theresa Chaze Jun 12, 2008, 9:45pm EDT

10 just because I can

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Kimber L. Nov 26, 2008, 9:00am EST

Revisiting, you are Brian are so great together!!! I am so glad we get to see you this weekend!

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Ghostly Ghoul Dec 5, 2008, 6:46pm EST

Maybe i'll have to do this. :-)

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