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Fun ways to answer the phone
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Cannibal Recipe Hotline: how may we serve you?
Joe's Pool Hall, 8-Ball speaking. Shoot.
County morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em
County morgue. You stab them, we slab them
Mob disposal service; you slay 'em, we bay 'em
Ohio State Psycho Society, head psycho speaking, can you help us?
Marine Corps Recruiting! May I help you?
Chuck's Baar and Grill; Grill speaking.
Happy Harry's House of Horsewhips, how may we hurt you?
Haddes, who in the hell do you want?
Frank's taxidermy. you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
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