I guess the McCartney divorce story has hit news bulletins around the world now...
Mr. McCartney was sleeping fitfully in his lonely bed, drifting in and out of dreams, taunted by memories of how insanely wrong his life had gone.
As he tossed and turned he suddenly became aware of an image forming in his mind. It seemed as if he was looking down a long dark tunnel at the end of which was a pinpoint of bright white light.
The light gradually grew larger as if he were floating down the tunnel towards it. As he drew closer he could discern a figure, plae and slender, clad in a white kaftan.
The figure had long dark hair and a beard.....and round pink-lensed spectacles. When the figure came close to Paul it began to sing:
Imagine there's no Heather,
It isn't hard to do,
you really are well rid of
that gold digging cow,
She wanted your posessions
and half your total wealth
she used your name to carve out
celebrity for herself......
Hey, I'm improving taste wise. I did a post on the McCartney divorce without resorting to a joke about prosthetic limbs. I think the outcome was fair though, Heather was asking for half Paul's fortune but after such a short marriage she didn't have a leg to stand on.
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But, thanks to you. . .
I have to think that Paul never really was able to get over Linda's death, especially since both Linda and his mother were taken from him by breast cancer, though no reference to that comparison was made in the bio I saw. He was quite a drinker, also not depicted there, and I think that Heather had a lot to contend with in that marriage.
That little ditty is just great! Put that to music and you'll be next on top of the charts and after that, in the tabloids too!
Vicky! Come on. Sorry, sensitive topic for me. I fell in love with a man old enough to be my father, who just happened to be stinking rich. I'm sure others have done the same so I would hate to encourage all men to assume that no women can be trusted. I think what he deserved was honesty.
You sure know how to make 'em roll....in their graves.
I'm no fan of Paul McCartney's lifestyle, but in this instance, his keeping his mouth shut has won him the sympathy card from most people - and the press photographs of Ms Mills in full rant did her no favours at all.
That may make me gullible, but then, aren't men at least as delusional?
I try to be on the ball with news satires. Thanks
Linda was the love of Paul's life and it was noticeable to everyone (but him) how Heather tried to take on some of Linda's best known characteristics.
But she was not liked by the British public before the relationship, she was just too obvious in trying to elbow her way to centre stage when really a downmarket glamour model with big books is all she ever was.
Don't be so harsh. There are many successful relationships between partners with wide age differences. I was joking around with Sandy and Michelle Mead (not here yet) on another thread a few dats ago and mentioned that a more mature man knows better how to be considerate and attentive, not to mention having the means to be able to order good Champage.
But though the Champagne is nice to many women the considerate and attentive is the big thing.
You need have no sympathy, she is already plotting how to exploit the situation to keep herself in the public eye.
Oh, and apart from that she's stark raving bonkers in the head.
Your goodness maybe, but certainly not Heather's.
He has dated Lulu (59) Not exactly cradle snatching is it. They have known each other since she (with her band The Luvvers) was on a Beatles underbill in the sixties.
As Mel Brooks says, "you can't do humour without bad taste."
Thanks, now read todays post where I reveal John Mccain's long lost secret twin brother :-)
We have to laugh at the excesses of celebrity. It reminds them they are human.
My mother is always telling me if I should grow up and act my age. NO WAY!
Glad you liked it.
And chucking a jug of water over Paul's lawyer mudt have really impressed the judge.
Yoko destroyed John's talent too, Paul's had faded somewhat before Heather came on the scene.
And you're a looker. Just thought I'd mention that.
Well yeah, you're right. But do you want your divorce lawyer to look like that old trout or Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct?
Well I know what you like, but quality writing and funny humour don't cut the mustard when it come to attracting megacomments at Gather, so as we need the points I have to resort to boring contrived controversies.
Not unless you have bandy little legs dear....
I don't think it was so much Pauls lawyer that went for the throat as Heather who cut her own throat when she sacked her lawyers and decided to defend herself.
And I'll bet Anthony has some tales to tell...