Last night I published a photo of my bare butt.
It was done in fun and not because I'm really upset about the downrater(s) that hit all ten pages of my images with one ratings. On the contrary, I'm very happy that someone has devoted so much time to me and plan to publish ten more pages of images for them to rate. I need the page views so that I can get more Macy's cards for my sister's wedding gift.
This morning my husband and I noticed something strange. Not one male has commented on my bare butt. I've come up with some possible reasons for this and wonder if I am correct.
1. My bare butt is so revolting that they ran screaming from their computer to throw up and then threw the breaker to power off their computer so that they would not have to see it again. Let's face it. I'm 42 years old and I've have two kids. My butt hasn't been kissed by the sun in about 25 years. I sit on the computer all day and don't get a lot of exercise.
2. By commenting on my bare butt, one admits to having looked at it. This is embarrassing.
3. They are afraid that their wives will comment stalk them and catch them looking at another woman's butt.
4. They are afraid that my husband will notice that they are looking at my butt and will then start leaving his long, impossible-to-follow, comment turds on all their articles.
5. They are afraid that they will be billed $5000 by my pimp.
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I had missed the pic .... too funny!
I too have noticed that the most of the usual male contingent has been quiet this weekend. But kudos to you for having a photo-worthy ass. Mine would bring Gather down for good.
Andrea's ButtPic™ is amazing. I'm thinking about printing it out and stapling it to The Pants™ to lend more of an air of realism...
Oh, dear... "butt" and "air" in the same sentence. Excuse me. It must have been something I ate.
That would be bad news for me. I can't even fill up my Almost A bras. My nine year old daughter is about to have bigger tits than me. Yet, somehow they are still saggy. Think undercooked pancake.
how much scarier can a blue butt be
This is so not a good feeling. I've been there. NOT Cool.
I just went and checked out your cute tush!
I might have looked at it, and I might have thought it was a mighty fine one, but if I did I would never say so.
It must be three - with the economy they've probably already maxed out the hidden MasterCard balance that thier wife doesn't know about.
I tried to get my daughter to take a picture of my old lady cottage cheese ass to post but she wouldn't do it. All I got is eye rolling, sighing and the look.
You would think after being my child for 25 years she would understand these things.
Kids these days.
I've actually noticed a lack of men ANYWHERE on Gather lately. A few regulars, but this site is becoming excessively feminine.
I can't imagine having time to do it. It took me a long time just to DB10 all Joy's images last night and she didn't have ten pages worth. Then again, I also looked at them and commented.
I should be doing this pile of taxes on my desk today but instead I'm sitting here on Gather. I think I'll DB10 your images next John.
I said the same thing only the day before yesterday and yesterday I was hit.
Pretty soon you'll all start cycling together. Come to think of it, maybe you already are and this is the week when all the men leave.
It's funny you say that, Charles. My daughter is upset and cannot understand why she can't take a picture of her butt for Gather. She thinks it's all in fun, which it is, and doesn't understand the concept of child pornography and why she can't post her naked butt on the internet.
do you know how long it would take to go through 10 pages and db 1 all of the articles and photos. For about six people (so far).
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It's very sad.
Hmm... keep having to recorrect typing, too. I'll shut up now.
It is cute AND gutsy too! Bravo Andrea!!!!!!
You know I have the filter on. I turned it off for a while during a leave a comment contest and was totally unprepared for the pictures that popped up. Golly.
Sorry, I don't think I am going to go and look.
Oh, no! I'm busted.
You know I have the filter on. I turned it off for a while during a leave a comment contest and was totally unprepared for the pictures that popped up. Golly.
Sorry, I don't think I am going to go and look.
Faith, you should not look at my butt. It would be wrong. We're part of the same upstanding local homeschool community that would likely be shocked that I would bare all.
I don't think that homeschool community would be shocked by anything you do!
Or maybe they don't know you as well as I think they do?
Are you saying that they are on to me?
Hanging my head in shame...
Andrea, you are infamous!
{but in a good way if that makes you feel better?}
Time Heals, Mar 16, 2008, 5:28pm EDT
You can have mine. MORE GATHER PORN™!!
As to the butt question, this is one of those times that a page view count would be useful. I suspect you got a lot of page views without comments last night. :-)