Joke of the Day

Never let it be said that I don't have a sense of humor. From email:

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant
one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of
coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant
and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully
sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot
tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress
nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a
cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's
about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He,
too, looked across the re staurant and asked, "Is
that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more
nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a
cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the
Republican, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced
a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him
and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he
raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series
of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat
jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm
collecting disability."