Nothing back from Linda. OK. The joke is Linda, Bill would not want Hillary answering the 3 a.m. call because its probably one of his girlfriends calling. Geddit?
Bruce B, Are you suggesting the call could trigger Obamageddon. - OK I know that joke is a bit of a stretch but I didn't give myself much to work with in the original post :-)
You get far too worked up on Gather. But I do love how you use Censorship. Why do you Libs always do that when confronted with facts for which you have no answers?
Oh, by the way, your joke isn't that funny...........
Bret, I am probably what you would call a Lib. Did you realize that when people say "you Libs" they are being insulting? Do you realize that when you use the term "always" you are most often inaccurate?
You know, you're right. "Always" is the wrong word to use in that sentence. Let me try again :
Why do you Libs do that 99% of the time when confronted with facts for which you have no answers?
Catch that subtle difference? LOL Now its as close as I can get without using a magnifying glass.
And actually, I was addressing Ian personally. He is a Lib, and he'll tell you that if you ask him. In fact, he's most likely pretty Far Left of being "just a Lib". He's more like a committed Socialist. But hey, I don't want to split hairs...............we Conservatives can't tell a Lib from a Communist from a Socialist when we catch you marching in the streets for whatever your cause is that day.
My guess is that Ian will now close this thread to only his friends, like he's done before "when confronted with facts for which he has no answers".
Because that's what Libs do. You guys seem not to be able to handle having a Conservative on your threads, poking holes in your theories.
But hey, I can always provide another Hillary 3am joke :
The phone rings at 3am. Hillary Rodham Clinton picks it up.
"Yes?"
"Hillary, it's Silda Spitzer. Sorry to call so late. Eliot's still not home. Based on your experience, what should I do?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hillary wakes Bill about 3 am to tell him she has to go to the bathroom. He asks her "Why are you waking me to tell me that?" She says, "I want you to save my place." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is an old one, but a good one :
Hillary Clinton went to her doctor because she was not feeling well. The doctor explained that she was pregnant again.
She was furious. This would ruin her plans for a Senate run in New York next year. Her dreams were ruined. The more she thought about it, the madder she got. She was so mad that she called Bill and the Oval Office and began to yell and scream at him, how he had selfishly gotten her pregnant, ruined her dreams of running for Senate. She went on and on, finally there was a long pause as she waited for a reply from Mr. Clinton.
Suddenly, after the long silence, Bill said, "...Who is this?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'" —Craig Kilborn -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bret W. How do I get worked up, I'm perfectly calm.
You seem to be labouring under several misapprehensions here Bret: 1) You have some kind of right to brink your off topic idiocy to my threads. 2) That by exercising my right to close or control threads when I feel like it I am somehow censoring you. You can say what the fuck you like in your own threads, which nobody reads. 3) That I am a liberal - I'm not, I am a green. 4) That you have brought irrefutable facts to the arguments I host when in fact all you have brought is your whack and delusional prejudices. 5) That I care what you have to say. I don't give a flying fuck about you Bret, you are an idiot, you have nothing to say and flatter yourself that you are a conservative when in FACT understanding of the old and honourable political philosophy is way beyond your sad, pathetic, infantile intellect.
Oh and the jokes are old as the hills. just the manes are changed. Can't you find an original joke to bring along either.
I close my threads on you Bret. becase you bore me. Conservatives are always welcome but stupid bigots just bore me. DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THAT ANY PLAINER FOR YOU?
BTW idiot boy, on my threads I'm always going to have the last word. Think It Through.
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Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
How could it be sexist?
Oh! You're baaaaaad! LoL!
The joke is Linda, Bill would not want Hillary answering the 3 a.m. call because its probably one of his girlfriends calling. Geddit?
Buying cigars?
I misread your name and though I had a message from Boney M.
Thanks
Are you suggesting the call could trigger Obamageddon. - OK I know that joke is a bit of a stretch but I didn't give myself much to work with in the original post :-)
Of course she's not happy. She's a teenager.
C'mon Karen, I know its not the best joke ever but its worth a laugh.
You get far too worked up on Gather. But I do love how you use Censorship. Why do you Libs always do that when confronted with facts for which you have no answers?
Oh, by the way, your joke isn't that funny...........
Try this "Hillary 3am" video instead :
http://www.comedy.com/video/hillary-s-3-am-call
My treat, just for you, Ian.
You know, you're right. "Always" is the wrong word to use in that sentence. Let me try again :
Why do you Libs do that 99% of the time when confronted with facts for which you have no answers?
Catch that subtle difference? LOL
Now its as close as I can get without using a magnifying glass.
And actually, I was addressing Ian personally. He is a Lib, and he'll tell you that if you ask him. In fact, he's most likely pretty Far Left of being "just a Lib". He's more like a committed Socialist. But hey, I don't want to split hairs...............we Conservatives can't tell a Lib from a Communist from a Socialist when we catch you marching in the streets for whatever your cause is that day.
My guess is that Ian will now close this thread to only his friends, like he's done before "when confronted with facts for which he has no answers".
Because that's what Libs do. You guys seem not to be able to handle having a Conservative on your threads, poking holes in your theories.
But hey, I can always provide another Hillary 3am joke :
The phone rings at 3am. Hillary Rodham Clinton picks it up.
"Yes?"
"Hillary, it's Silda Spitzer. Sorry to call so late. Eliot's still not home. Based on your experience, what should I do?"
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Hillary wakes Bill about 3 am to tell him she has to go to the bathroom. He asks her "Why are you waking me to tell me that?" She says, "I want you to save my place."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is an old one, but a good one :
Hillary Clinton went to her doctor because she was not feeling well.
The doctor explained that she was pregnant again.
She was furious. This would ruin her plans for a Senate run in New York next year. Her dreams were ruined. The more she thought about it, the madder she got. She was so mad that she called Bill and the Oval Office and began to yell and scream at him, how he had selfishly gotten her pregnant, ruined her dreams of running for Senate. She went on and on,
finally there was a long pause as she waited for a reply from Mr. Clinton.
Suddenly, after the long silence, Bill said, "...Who is this?"
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"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'" —Craig Kilborn
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Come on Libs, at least gimme a rimshot.....lol.
How do I get worked up, I'm perfectly calm.
You seem to be labouring under several misapprehensions here Bret:
1) You have some kind of right to brink your off topic idiocy to my threads.
2) That by exercising my right to close or control threads when I feel like it I am somehow censoring you. You can say what the fuck you like in your own threads, which nobody reads.
3) That I am a liberal - I'm not, I am a green.
4) That you have brought irrefutable facts to the arguments I host when in fact all you have brought is your whack and delusional prejudices.
5) That I care what you have to say. I don't give a flying fuck about you Bret, you are an idiot, you have nothing to say and flatter yourself that you are a conservative when in FACT understanding of the old and honourable political philosophy is way beyond your sad, pathetic, infantile intellect.
Oh and the jokes are old as the hills. just the manes are changed. Can't you find an original joke to bring along either.
I close my threads on you Bret. becase you bore me. Conservatives are always welcome but stupid bigots just bore me. DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THAT ANY PLAINER FOR YOU?
BTW idiot boy, on my threads I'm always going to have the last word. Think It Through.