Guilty or innocent

1. Dated an elf?............Innocent, but I hAve dated a few ogres and trolls

2. Gotten a hickey?.........................Guilty

3. Dated your best friend?.............. Guilty, I married him and then we weren't friends any more

4. Sang in the shower?....................Guilty but mostly think out loud

5. Spit in someone's drink?.............innocent....thought about it though

6. Opened your Christmas presents early?..................innocent, what's the fun in that

7. Got into a fight at school?.........................................Innocent...managed to bluff my way out of it

8. Lied to a friend?....................................................Guilty, at all levels

9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?..................Innocent, I never saw it

10. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs?..........................Innocent, at least not at the SAME time,

11. Been arrested?.......................................................BGuilty but was released

12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?.........................Innocent, but did dance nakes in moonlight

13. Ate food that fell on the floor?............................... Guilty--after all, that 's where the food it

15. Been on stage?......................................................Guilty, yes, been in several plays.

16. Made someone cry?..............................................Guilty, it was a mutual crying session

17. Been in a parade....................................................Innocent, was in the band in high school

18. Been in a school play?..........................................Guilty....I always played the mother

19. Drank beer?..........................................................Guilty. DUH.

20. Gotten a detention?................................................Innocent. I was sneaky.

21. Been suspended from school?...............................Innocent.

22. Been on a cruise?.................................................Innocent, no reason to go

23. Broken into a house?............................................Innocent.

24. Gotten a tattoo?...................................................Innocent.  Thought about it, but never got one

25. Gotten piercings?.................................................Guilty, one in each ear

26. Cried so hard you threw up?................................Guilty, I got a bad headache afterwards

27. Gotten into a shouting match................................Guilty, I still do that

28. Been skinny dipping?..........................................Innocent

29. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?.........Guilty - cheap thrills

30. Laughed so hard it hurt?......................................Guilty, sore ribs and sprained jaw

31. Tripped on your own feet?..................................Guilty ...used to happen all the time.

32. Cried yourself to sleep?......................................Guilty more than once

33. Cried in public?..................................................Guilty, used to happen a lot, then I got divorced

34. Thrown up in public?..........................................Innocent, at least I don't remember

35. Lied to your parents?..........................................Guilty, Mom always knew when I was lying though

36. Skipped class?...................................................Guilty - in Jr. high

37. Slept in class?....................................................Guilty, most of 9th grade biology, and still made an A