No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses. ~Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~Franklin P. Jones
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. ~Oxford Union Society, London, Rule 46
In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man. ~Maurice Maeterlinck
Happiness is a warm puppy. ~Charles M. Schulz
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. ~Christopher Morley
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail. ~Fran Lebowitz
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~Ogden Nash
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill
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