1. Clean your gun or other weapon.
2. Blow dry your hair.
3. Pluck nose or ear hairs (or arch eyebrows).
4. Talk about how much this or that cost especially your vehicle.
5. Refer to your mother as your best friend.
6. Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed).
7. Rap
8. Check out our Mother, Sister, roommate, assistant, or babysitter.
9. Tip less than 20% or forget to tip altogether.
10. Question our footwear.
11. Forget your wallet.
12. Forget to carry cash.
13. Celebrity impressions.
14. Impressions of us.
15. Wii, Gameboy, Xbox, or any other game such as this unless we specifically ask to play.
16. Flirt with the waitress or staff.
17. Pay more attention to your pet than us.
18. Talk business on the cell phone unless it is an emergency.
19. Talk to anyone on the cell phone unless it is an emergency.
20. Scratch it, flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, or do anything to remind us that its just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction. ;p
21. Scream -- at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, the television or anyone else; because when we hear your voice , we have a good idea of what we're in for.
22. Talk about former girlfriends, wives, exploits, EVER.
23. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore unless referring to another man.
24. Don't leave dirty clothes, especially dirty underwear where we can see it when we visit your home.
25. Clean your teeth with a toothpick at the dinner table anywhere.
26. Stick anything in our butts, unless previous discussions have occurred.
27. Cut your toenails.
28. Forget to put toilet tissue in the bathroom.
29. Forget to change bed linens.
30. Tell us you're going to kiss us; Just get on with it! ;)
*Disclaimer*
Not male bashing. This list was made in good fun and alot with tongue in cheek. Love doing that for some reason.
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Comments: 111
Regards,
Doyle I <~~~~~
Now if a guy likes animals, then that's a plus - and maybe he's giving you a big big hint - like maybe he thinks you're very boring...but he's too much of a Gentleman to come out and directly say so - hummm...Ok well, I'm sure some men will respond. Salud.
This is probably the number one biggest turnoff especially on the first date...lol
(like I would know but I'm just imagining)...Salud.
Uh if someone wants to cut my toenails - honey go right on ahead and start the chainsaw - I certainly don't mind that or combing my hair or any of those niceties...Salud.
Oh, and I don't even own a blow dryer...
You are a silly girl Esther ... I LOVE it :o)
I tried going to comment on your article of last night and had a great comment but i couldn't get a cursor to let me comment and tried and tried until 1:30 then I was up at 4:30 and still couldn't so I will go after this tonight. Promise! ;)
As for my love life, I have been with the same man now for 7 years and 2 months. Things aren't always perfect but wonder whether I really want to start over and try to train another one...lol!
Thanks for liking the list, but was hoping some of you ladies out there could come up with some more.
Good to hear you don't own a blowdryer; do you have hair on your head? ;p
YES, there still are some boneheads that try to do it and don't know how. There ought to be a class offered on how to do it without causing pain which is the right way.
Talk to you on the morn!
No word from you know who yet. Maybe tomorrow. I will let you know first thing.
As for some women liking men to talk about their exes or sexual exploits, I have been guilty of that too so just because I'm over it now doesn't mean I'll never do it again.
One I would love to get through to someone I know before he loses his current girlfriend. Stop saying "I don't care." and "That has nothing to do with me, why do you keep talking about it?" I've heard him say it literally dozens of times.
Thanks for stopping by!
Just kidding!
As for the belching and farting outloud in front of us women folk, that is so nasty and disrespectful! Why can't they just excuse themselves and go to the potty and take care of business? They act as if it were a spectator sport...lol!
Then the ones who go play by play on the games, early on in the relationship, cool. But once they know you don't really care then they should stop with that. Nothing worse than that is one who talks incessantly about anything and everything while you're trying to watch a show on tv, or watch the forecast or even while watching a movie...*shakes head* shut up already; please.
Oh, and the best one is the comment "I don't care," well if he doesn't care so little then he shouldn't make you waste your breath and just pack up and leave buddy boy! ;)
Ballistics expert?? Wow, now that is impressive! I love all of the cop shows on A&E, and Tru TV, and MSNBC and Discovery Investigations. Criminal investigations with cold case files and Dr. G, and forensic files and all of those types of shows are my hobby! I am intrigued by DNA and ballistics and luminol and all of that stuff that gets the criminal convicted ultimately. Fascinating stuff!!
Oh, Rick dare not say anything about my shoes ever! None other have but he seems to feel like he can and I won't have it!! I will wear my 3-4 inchers til my cold dead body is in that urn...lol!
A two-way reality is where its happening! You can have a fantasy become a reality and it can be a heck of a lot more fun too!
I don't think that you are a three time loser because of anything that you have done. It could quite possibly be that you just haven't met your life partner yet. Good luck in doing so.
Unlike antique art, antique underwear does not become more interesting.
Here's a list woman should not do in the company of men. Disobey. Ha!
My wife hates impressions. Especially these two: Mentally handicapped, Richard Simmons. Both of which I execute with disturbing authenticity. I don't think there's a woman alive who has ever thought their guy's "Fat Bastard" (Austin Powers) impression was funny.
And don't forget to shower and put on some cologne too, would ya??
Your icon of you? Is lovely!
As for those imitations, I really don't mind them IF done at the right time and the right place...Otherwise they can be somewhat embarressing at other times.
I personally would love to hear your Richard Simmons imitation but the Austin Powers one, naw!
Raven beauty
Dark haired Raven
steel blue eyes.
Crippled soul
old and wise.
Heated skin
Satan's lot.
A Woman's scent
sweet and hot.
Queen of hell
the demon sent.
Would eat my heart
my passions rent.
Heart so cold
alibis.
Widowed willow
full of lies.
Is it me
you seek the most?
Demonic whore
am I the host?
Battles raged
within my soul.
Eternal damnation
was your goal.
The allure and musk
satin sweet.
Consumed my soul
with red hot heat.
No will to live
for I have died.
On the Cross of life
was crucified.