Mathematical Problem

This is a strictly

mathematical

viewpoint... 

 


it goes like this:



What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give

MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those

people who say they are giving more than

100%? We have all been to those meetings

where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that

might help you answer these questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%





and





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical

certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and

Attitude will get you there, it's theBullshit

andAss kissingthat

will put you over the

top.





'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY

BECAUSE  IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'