-My urologist during a recent/routine prostate exam; Hillary Clinton on January 21, 2009, the day after she is sworn into office. She will be telling this to all of us who work for a living because we will be the ones footing the bills for her cradle-to-grave-socialist programs/policies.
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~~ Humphrey Bogart, actor, d. January 14, 1957
(To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.)
~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977
Everybody and his grandmother before the 2d invasion of Iraq
Purported inscription on W.C. Fields headstone
Mae West
Elaine Benes to Jerry when he asked her if she had ever faked "the big O."
My husband seems to use that one alot
-William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, 42d P.O.T.U.S.
"I did."
-Monica Lewinsky
Paramour of above...
-Every kid in America who did NOT turn in homework this morning. :P
Inscription on Merv Griffin's headstone
Mae West
The late great, Bette Davis
Donald Rumsfeld
Winston Churchill: If I were your husband, I'd drink it!
-Gone with the Wind
-Rhett Butler
Lady MacBeth, to her dog
-Anonymous.
What the dentist says just before he sticks the 6 inch numbing needle in my gum!
OUCH!
"The dog ate it."
The last thing my mom would say before spanking me.
what??? Get real ma!
--Your family doctor
Kay, having lunch at the local diner
-My urologist during a recent/routine prostate exam; Hillary Clinton on
January 21, 2009, the day after she is sworn into office. She will be
telling this to all of us who work for a living because we will be the
ones footing the bills for her cradle-to-grave-socialist programs/policies.
--Millions of little boys who bring home stray dogs every year.
-Richard Milhous Nixon
My husband uses that one a lot....lol...
-Used a lot by Rocco to his wife.
-Said when there is a need to identify an intrusive smell.
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