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Granny Says the Darndest Things!

February 26, 2008 08:21 PM EST (Updated: February 26, 2008 08:22 PM EST)

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While babysitting my 82 year old Granny tonight, I asked her several of my "If..." questions that I have been posting on here.

She said she would love to have a conversation with Lincoln, couldn't decide what fictional character she wanted to be because she wouldn't have wanted to live during the time periods of the characters.

I asked her, "If you could have any job in history, which one would it be?"

She never missed a beat. She laughed and said, "Monica Lewinsky's!"

"Granny!" I laughed.

She nearly doubled over laughing.

Tags: deep thought, monica lewinsky, shocking, what if, if, granny, deep thoughts

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Comments: 15

juley g. Feb 26, 2008, 8:25pm EST

OMG! That is hilarious!

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~JennyBean~ H. Feb 26, 2008, 8:27pm EST

LOL! I think I have water coming out my nose from laughing so hard!

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Gorgeous Gabby, a Gather Geeky Gal, and The Giz Feb 26, 2008, 8:45pm EST

roflmaopmp! = rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off, peeing my pants!

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*Holly *. Feb 26, 2008, 8:49pm EST

LOL.. that is great!!!!!

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Rebekah S. Feb 26, 2008, 9:39pm EST

Hysterical! I guess Granny thinks the scandal was worth it!

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penni d. Feb 26, 2008, 9:41pm EST

cool granny!!! does she like cigars?? lol

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Pat S. Feb 26, 2008, 9:44pm EST

thx for sharing............................ :O)

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Shannon R. Feb 26, 2008, 9:55pm EST

I wouldnt call it baby sitting I would rather call it granny sitting or helping care for granny:) Sounds like she still has a great sense of humor in her old age!

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Heather C. Feb 26, 2008, 9:55pm EST

She sounds like a live wire! And they say children say the darndest things....

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Sassy Cat Feb 26, 2008, 10:36pm EST

Very funny! But that's definitely one job that I would NOT want!

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Monica H. Feb 27, 2008, 11:30am EST

Oh my goodness, does Granny have a bit of a WILD SIDE!! That is hilarious!! But I'm with Patricia---------I wouldn't want Monica Lewinsky's job either!!

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Jaina Solo Mar 1, 2008, 10:08am EST

lol too funny!

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