A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper "Please wake me
at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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J.K. ...I can tell you what happened next. They continued the silent treatment for a week or more, only to end up laughing at each other and swearing the other one was at fault the whole time. Then they went off to their bedroom to simulate a common ritual, that most humans do, but only this time was she hanging from the ceiling fan and he was wearing a monkey suit.
Sorry Mark, I couldn't help myself.
Good stuff.