Do You Hate Your Job?

Well this email funny may put that feeling in perspective.

When you have a
'I Hate My
Job'
day,
[even if retired
you have those sometimes]
try
this:


On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.


Change
into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the
package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or
a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the
fun part begins.

Take
out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then
sanitized. '


Now, close
your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in
the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'


HAVE
A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A## THAN
YOURS