Going Grocery Shopping Today?

I hadn't seen this in a long time and got it in my email this morning.  I have to get some groceries today.  Where should I go?

New Supermarket

A new supermarket opened near our house. It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you
hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled
steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs
 frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh
baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.