I have lots of relatives that are annoying, bothersome, or even just a plain pain in the ass. But NONE of them compare to my good old Aunt Flo. She is my LEAST favorite relative. She shows up every single month, unwelcomed, and far overstays her welcome. She leaves the place in a mess and makes me irritable and moody. She gets on my last nerve, and costs me about an extra $15 per month. I know when she's coming, and have the chocolate and tylenol ready for her arrival. But still, I'm caught off guard each time she arrives. I never realize just how tired she makes me until she spends the whole week with me, and leaves me utterly exhausted.
If only I had a choice about this relative. I would chose NOT to have an Aunt Flo if I could avoid it. She brings so many curses, and only offers one blessing. And, it's a blessing that I have to plan for anyway. I really just wish she was a cleaner houseguest!