La La Land has had a great run, but seems to be fizzlin' I will try one more theater and if it's unsuccessful, I'll keep La La Land but burn down the theater. So here it goes.
Sir Baiden wrote me that he likes La La Land but not the theater. I thought of a great way to force his shield so to speak.
Here goes:
Plot: Aliens from Zimbatha have landed in La La Land and taken Lady Joanna as a hostage. The intend to do great harm to the Lady Love of Sir Baiden so he must ride on his quest and get help from the loyal Lalaians.
Will you help. The Queen has ordered a full scale search for the lady and dragons and naked turtles are welcome.
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Who will save the lovely lass
Has Baiden's courage waned?
Will he leave the task
To naked turtles untrained?
Anyway, on with the story:
All gather at the Queen's Palace as she lets out the news. There is a huge uproar. Everyone goes out on a search far and wide to find the Lady Joanna. First Stop Jadiana to visit the spirits in the friendly forest.
Wait awhile my fair lady and I will come back to save ya.
La La brides are disappearing?
Send a guard to Nalita's door
And send Denzel to the troubadour.
I suggest you get that guitar and high tail inside the castle. It's dangerous. Ebot is looking for young lovelies to expert on. If you know what I mean. Where is the King? He'll know what to do. Oh! Poor Lady Joanna.
Joanna says, "Please save me, my love.!"
That's the end of the communication.
Back to the the story.
The primer is we of La La Land have been invaded, and Sir Baiden didn't want to play, so the alien who loves me like an aunt, decided to capture Sir Baiden's wife and hold her hostage, but now he is so happy with Lady Joanna, he's looking for a few more honey ladies. We are all in danger and must get help.
I saw the King swinging on his throne swing and giggling like King that has a throne swing. He was saying something about, "The Queen being in grave danger."
Then he just kept up that obnoxious giggle.
Word comes to me that Princesses Layla and Lyla are now with Ebot. We must resolve this today.
T-Team snuck up upon the space ship landed in the forest.
We crept up the ramp and found our way inside.
lady Joanna was strapped down to a table and they were just about to insert a probe into her brain to extract La-La land Secrets and all of a sudden
Sir Baiden breaks out into his hypnotic mojo dance which paralyzed the aliens into a trance.
AHEM:
Cough! Cough!
Er...that was not the message, O Queen, allow me to begin again. . .
and Theater:
On behalf of all Thesbians everywhere, I IMPLORE you to continue with the wonderful work you are doing in the La La Theater.
You do a great service, not only to your community, to the Arts as well and we thank you!
Yours always,
~~~Denzel"
I had better go back to bed!
By the way, Horatio said that last line in Hamlet, but what the hay, it fit.
The End!
Curtain!
I graciously wish to thank the Queen for sending out la lalians to find me.
Thank you Jessica, Kay and Ashley.
I wish to thank Denzel for his speech and for him I would stir the concrete to lay the cornerstone for a theater.
I say we build him a theater in the theme park.
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