Watching and hearing about him grow every "step" of the way!
Well yesterday my Auntie Rugi was here with her new boyfriend. Mommy said my new Auntie was really sweet and she was right. We both really liked to play together. Auntie is like my mommy she is one of those tall peoples. Why am I so short? I want to be growed up like mommy. Well yesterday I had my first moment out on the deck. It was really high up. Mommy went to get some stuff from the yard and I kept calling her name to come get me and she would not listen. She sent down those things I dont like. It looks like I will fall and fall and fall. Sometimes mommy stands at the bottom of them in the house too and just calls me to come and claps her hands and whistles. She must think I am sexy. I dont know what they are for but mommy goes up and down all the time. I think she is trying to exercise. I am really scared of those things.
Ok so I am calling mommy after she went down those things and she would not listen. I was very mad!!! I am now hoarse and need to go lay down. Its just too much work calling mommy for half an hour. Finally mommy comes back and we go in the house. I am tired and go lay down to rest from all my hard work.
I dont know how mommy does it but somehow she knows when I have to go potty. I woke up from my nap and boy oh boy did I find a great smelling spot on the soft fuzzy stuff and them mommy came and ruined it. She scooped me up and told me potty outside big boy. Now if I wanted to potty outside I would have told her. Honestly who does she think she is all the time? So she pushes me out in the cold and its wet. I am not happy. But wait I remember I can go up those things mommy runs up and down. I will run around to the back go up those things and get on the deck and go in the house the same way we did earlier in the day. I'm not a spring chicken! Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart me silly mommy. So I hurry cause its raining and I am a getting all wet and cold. Whose idea was this anyhow? Hurry run and run. I can hear mommy calling my name. I cant go back now I'm almost there. Up and up and up and I am getting out of breath. I made it to the top. I can hear mommy calling me still. Dont worry mommy I am coming in the back door and I am gonna meet you in the house. Here I a come mommy. Dont worry. I see the door and boom. Hey wait a minute Why cant I get in? I can see in but there is some invisible force stopping me... Oh no. I am getting wet. I can see mommy. I cant go down those things to get back to where mommy is calling me. Oh no. Whose idea was this? MOMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!! Wait I see a glimpse through the thing mommy calls a window. But its sooooo tall. I am not a tall peoples. If I jump really hard maybe just maybe I can see her. One tow three I jump with all my might and my paw touched the invisible force. But nothing happens. Again I must prevail. I jump again with all my might wait I can see mommy with my one eye. Now she's gone. What's that I hear a swoosh. Its mommy. Mommy be careful there is an invisible force and its hurts. Hey how can she do that she went right through the invisible force and came and rescued me from the cold wet rain. We went right in the house and she dried me off. Wow mommy is my hero. Wait I feel the sensation. I have to go potty and so I go back to that great smelling place before mommy so rudely interrupted me and oh now here we go again. Swoop and "No big boy potty outside". Why me I ask, why me?


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