Passing Out

This goes to the tune of I'm Coming Out (So You'd Better Get This Party Started)

I'm Passing Out

Started on a cooler when I walked in the door
Had a margarita, two or three, maybe more
Sobered up a little with a cup of black joe
Helped myself to someone's hairy buffalo
Look at this I think my nose is starting to glow
Ten shots of tequila and I'm hitting the floor

I'm..... passing out
'cause I drank too much at someone's party!
I'm..... passing out
'cause I drank too much at someone's party!

Gel shots go down faster if you spray 'em with Pam
Wish that I was sober so I'd know where I am
'f you don't know what mixes, girl, than you don't know Jack
Now it's time for that "I love you man!" attack
Just threw up my toenails in the hostesses den
Passed out with my head stuck in the fish tank again

I'm..... passing out
'cause I drank too much at someone's party!
I'm..... passing out
'cause I drank too much at someone's party!

Naked with a lampshade hangin' over my head
Now I can't remember anything I just said
Bet tomorrow I'll be wishin' I was dead
When my brain is achin' and my eyes are all red
Doesn't really matter 'cause the drinks are all free
Now somebody's wishin' that she didn't invite me

I'm..... passing out
'cause I drank too much at someone's party!
I'm..... passing out
'cause I drank too much at someone's party!