Who I Support For President

Well, seems things are winding down, I've got to choose between the three frontrunners...

We've got Obama and McCain.

Awhile back there was a fellow named Thompson- too cool to be president.

Now, after Mr. Cool dropped out, I found myself supporting the only man who could save America...

Ozzy Osborne!

However, quite sadly, I recently learned that Ozzy was never running for President, and it was just a dream I was having...

It was depressing, however, I think I've found the perfect person...

Their name isn't included in the list above...

No one actually expects them to win...

However, I fully support, and lend the official Project Nighthawk endorsement to...





That's right.  I support a Bush Ticket for 2008.

The story of the year is identity politics, we've got Obama, Hillary, Huckabee, there was Romney...

I might as well vote for a Metalhead.

Mr. Bush, I demand you instate martial law, usurp the constitution, and take a third term!

I have good information from some gatherites that this is a likely scenario.  They haven't been wrong before (if we ignore the 9/11 conspiracy, Surge has Failed, etc...), so I'm putting my hope with them.

So... what does Bush have to offer?

Four more years of the same I guess.  Works for me.

Bush '08, what could go wrong?