IM GLAD YOUR SHORT
IM GLAD YOUR SHORT, IT GIVES ME LESS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
A bolnde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked "Miss, why are u driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go there's always a tree in front of me and I cant seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, " Lady thats your AIR FREASHNER"