Atheist Holiday

 

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the

preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He

decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination

 inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations

afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays

while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

 

The case was brought before a judge. After listening
 
to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer,

 the Judge banged his gavel and declared,

'Case dismissed!'

 

The lawyer immediately stood and objected to

the ruling and said, 'Your honor, how can you

possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have

Christmas, Easter and many other observances.

 Jews have a Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah..

.yet my client and all other atheists have no such

holiday!'

 

The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply

said, 'Obviously your client is too confused to

even know about, much less celebrate his own

atheists' holiday!'

 

The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we

are unaware of any such holiday for atheists.

 Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?'

 

The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on

exactly the same date---April 1st! Since our

 calendar sets April 1st as 'April Fools Day,'

consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool

says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, in

my opinion, if your client says there is no

God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and

April 1st is his holiday!

 

"Now have a good day and get out of my

courtroom!!"

 

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If Ted Kennedy really wants to help

Obama win the Democratic nomination,

why doesn't he just give Hillary a ride home?