This is a e-mail I wrote to my sister....

I just wanted to share it becouse i was poud of my cleverness in it. My sister does this kind of thing all the time so I feel like I matched her in wits this time. By the way she was supposed to take care of my children tonight, but my mother in law is taking them now. So that is what I am writing about.

To Whom It May Concern

How'd you like that subject line. I think I might start to use it all the time. So......anyways. My two lovely boys will no longer be staying tonight. Vicki swooped in and took them away. I regret to inform you of this atrocious act that has befallen such a great family of Hamlins, to have such wonderful children taken from your care must be horrible. Although to every rain cloud is a silver lining and I my dear Hamlin have that silver lining to speak of. On morrow night my children would love to have such great and wonderful caretakers. If this however produces and cmplications in your endeavors please note that thy does not have to take in such an undertaking. Those two beloved young Hamlin women will still get thier pay of such as was spoken of....if that befits them. You also will get that pay if thou desirest the goblet of sweet juices known as, Dr. Pepper.  So let me know what you intend to do about this now new chain of affairs I have now spoken to you of.  

Oh yes and I being in the right of mind have proclaimed in my heart that I lovest thee, and will love you eternally.  

With so much love and affection,

Trista the nobelist of nobles of Oklahoma.