by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
Member since:
January 16, 2007

La La Land: In the News

January 31, 2008 10:15 AM EST
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The queen will have a chat latter this afternoon and will begin at 1:00 est.  She has been campaigning for Breast Awareness.  The King is trying to get a new amusement park going.  The evil Empress Penni is still trying to overthrow La La Land and turn it into La Te DA.  She's a little messed up in the head but we Lalains love her anyway. 
The sheriff has offered to resign due to other obigations.  I don't want her to leave but we do need a deputy to help her out.  Your duties would be light: Write and occasional article on the naughty doings of La La Land, and make a tag line representing yourself as an official of the court.
Finally, we still have prime real estate by the bay and hope someone will open a gift shop there.
If interested in any of these opportunities, please write the queen.  All are welcome to apply, if they are not presidential candidates.  The queen is annoyed with this election and doesn't want to hear about such things in La La Land.
Your loving and lovely humble queen.
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Comments: 18

Ashley B. Jan 31, 2008, 10:22am EST
Looking forward to the chat. Hope I can find the time to participate. Don't forget my interactive story, Horror in La La Land. Installment 2 still needs finished so I can write the 3rd installment
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 31, 2008, 10:48am EST
All I can say is amusement parks shouldn't be built over sink holes !!!

The "log flume" is now "dino cave" !!!!
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Jan 31, 2008, 10:49am EST
Good morning, Carol!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 31, 2008, 10:49am EST
Oh well, a ride is a ride !!!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 31, 2008, 10:49am EST
Hi Nalita !!!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 31, 2008, 10:50am EST
Wait until we get some dinos for the dino ride before you go on it (and there's a leak).
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 31, 2008, 10:51am EST
Without water to move things along you just have to pick up and carry your own log.
Kay M. Jan 31, 2008, 11:07am EST
Hello La La Landians. I am glad something is going to be done about that rip off amusement park.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Jan 31, 2008, 11:29am EST
The King is on it as you can see. He is on a lot of things like his booty. I think this project is good for him. I just hope he doesn't use the swamp for his park. It has a stench that is well should we say, "a stench!"
Way to go mighty King.
King,
Has tinkerbell agreed to come to the grand opening?
Elaine A. Jan 31, 2008, 11:36am EST
All Hail the Queen and King .... well okay Hello ;-)
I don't know Queen Carol...that's a pretty big job for the King...


Has anyone found and used the finger nail polish remover???l
Jennifer G. Jan 31, 2008, 12:24pm EST
awesome. :)
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Jan 31, 2008, 12:44pm EST
The King uses all my manicure sets.
Does anyone want the job of deputy?
Peter Joseph Swanson Jan 31, 2008, 12:49pm EST
I was trying to paint the bumper cars with nail polish (it's so bright and pretty) but it's taking too long !!!

(Do I HAVE to use the brush it comes with?)
Debby O. Jan 31, 2008, 1:51pm EST
Hello my queen!
Emma L. Feb 1, 2008, 3:11am EST
Hi Carol!

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